Gay marriage plebiscite - Result YES to SSM

[Mr 95%]

Bangcock is into equality lol

Do you know what confucius said? He said man who walks sideways through turnstile at airport..going to Bangkok! Lol!

 

[CroydonDog]

I'm sorry but it's the last plane out of Sydney is almost gone..yeah yeah....and it'll been another seven flying hours and I'll be landing in Hong Kong..and there ain't nothing like the kissing off a teenage Chinese princess..I'm gunna have some Hong Kong mattress all night long! Lol!

I used such lines in facebook posts (And in person) when in hk this yeah much to the disappointment of my (ethnically Chinese) wife..

 

[The DoggFather]

Do you know what confucius said? He said man who walks sideways through turnstile at airport..going to Bangkok! Lol!

He also said "man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger" lol

 

[CroydonDog]

Do you know what confucius said? He said man who walks sideways through turnstile at airport..going to Bangkok! Lol!

I'm going to be inside Bangkok in A couple of weeks..

That kind of came out wrong..

 

[The DoggFather]

I used such lines in facebook posts (And in person) when in hk this yeah much to the disappointment of my (ethnically Chinese) wife..

Not being racist but you must eat like a king. I'd marry an Asian lady just for her cooking lol

 

[Mr 95%]

I used such lines in facebook posts (And in person) when in hk this yeah much to the disappointment of my (ethnically Chinese) wife..

Lol! How could you not! Lol!

 

[CroydonDog]

Not being racist but you must eat like a king. I'd marry an Asian lady just for her cooking lol

As Jerry Seinfeld said: "if I like the race, how is that racist?"

 

[south of heaven]

I have nothing fuck barnsey

 

[CroydonDog]

Lol! How could you not! Lol!

I took a photo of the hotel bed whilst she was still in her work conference (I was on holiday along for the ride) and added the caption: "and there ain't nothin' like the kisses from a jaded Chinese princess etc etc. "

 

[Mr 95%]

He also said "man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger" lol

 

[CroydonDog]

Having said that, when in Bangkok, I find myself singing this constantly..

 

[Mr 95%]

Having said that, when in Bangkok, I find myself singing this constantly..

With a high pitched voice after going through the turnstile? Lol

 

[south of heaven]

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[Wolfmother]

wai

 

[CroydonDog]

Man with one chopstick go hungry

 

[Wolfmother]

wait what did i say?

are you calling wolfie , old worn and torn?

shame on you tank.

lol

You can only dream about it.

At least having man boob's you'll never be lonely

 

[south of heaven]

He also said "man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger" lol

A kiss can make your day
But anal can make your hole weak

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I chose Navy because of the recruitment overtones ....

Just my sense of humour

My Grand Father was in the US Navy. When the song came out (in the Navy) they held a meeting discussing recruitment. Everyone voted to have that song as the recruitment song for the Navy until my Grandfather pointed out that it's a song about banging blokes in the Navy.

 

[Wolfmother]

As Jerry Seinfeld said: "if I like the race, how is that racist?"

I know you think I'm racist but I'm not I like all races especially half marathons

 

[Hacky McAxe]

A kiss can make your day
But anal can make your hole weak

Which reminds me. Watched Kingsman 2 last night. If you've seen the first one and know what the princess says "if you save the world I'll give you.."

Elton John is in the second one and he has a great piss take of that.