Funny T-Shirts you’ve seen

[DaBulldog]

You guys know there is plenty out there. To put a smile on some of our faces, maybe you could share some.

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[MoNkEy]

I saw a female Asian tourist, in company with her other half, wearing this shirt in the city at lunchtime a few months back.

I’m fairly confident that she wasn’t aware of what it said.

The stall holder at Paddy’s is probably still chuckling.

 

[BELMORE]

The funniest shirt I’ve seen is a blue and gold one that says PARRA on the front

 

[bulldog butch]

The funniest shirt I’ve seen is a blue and gold one that says PARRA on the front

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[SARGE]

@Nasheed

 

[Ewan McGrady]

 

[Nasheed]

@Nasheed

So many members should buy this shirt like @King Gus

 

[SARGE]

 

[SARGE]

 

[south of heaven]

I did own this one back in the day,

 

[Mr 95%]

I did own this one back in the day,
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Only you Southy..only you..

 

[Memberberries]

I think it's more in the millions to 100's of millions?
@Hacky McAxe can you confirm?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I think it's more in the millions to 100's of millions?
@Hacky McAxe can you confirm?

On average, around 300 million.

Interesting related fact. While humans release around 300 million in one go, there's some flies that release only one sperm. And that sperm is over 5cm long. Much longer than the fly.

Also, you know those annoying flies that land in your drink and die? Most of the time when they die they release their sperm. If you pick the fly out of your drink and keep drinking it, you're most likely swollowing fly baby batter.

 

[SexBomb]

On average, around 300 million.

Interesting related fact. While humans release around 300 million in one go, there's some flies that release only one sperm. And that sperm is over 5cm long. Much longer than the fly.

Also, you know those annoying flies that land in your drink and die? Most of the time when they die they release their sperm. If you pick the fly out of your drink and keep drinking it, you're most likely swollowing fly baby batter.

Thus, this is why the new coaster goes on top of your drink.

By memory, there is something like 5 terabytes of data in said human release.

 

[Wahesh]

I saw this one once (language warning) being worn... BY AN ASIAN GUY.

I couldn't believe it, and thought the dickhead didn't understand English.

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[Memberberries]

On average, around 300 million.

Interesting related fact. While humans release around 300 million in one go, there's some flies that release only one sperm. And that sperm is over 5cm long. Much longer than the fly.

Also, you know those annoying flies that land in your drink and die? Most of the time when they die they release their sperm. If you pick the fly out of your drink and keep drinking it, you're most likely swollowing fly baby batter.

we’re doomed!
They say drink water it’s good for you.
At the same time fish have sex in water!