Funny T-Shirts you’ve seen

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[DaBulldog]

Not so funny, but so true! Alfie Langer.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

It's almost time to wear my Christmas shirt

 

[Wahesh]

On average, around 300 million.

Interesting related fact. While humans release around 300 million in one go, there's some flies that release only one sperm. And that sperm is over 5cm long. Much longer than the fly.

Also, you know those annoying flies that land in your drink and die? Most of the time when they die they release their sperm. If you pick the fly out of your drink and keep drinking it, you're most likely swollowing fly baby batter.

Once I sprayed a fly. It crashed to the ground. Knowing it was dying, it immediately started shooting out maggots. Freaking disgusting.

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Once I sprayed a fly. It crashed to the ground. Knowing it was dying, it immediately started shooting out maggots. Freaking disgusting.

Yep. That's the female version.

When a female dies while pregnant, she'll dump her kids. When a male dies while horny, he'll dump his load.

Btw, since we were talking about sperm and you said, "I sprayed a fly", I laughed 'cause fly spray wasn't my first thought.

 

[Alan79]

Yep. That's the female version.

When a female dies while pregnant, she'll dump her kids. When a male dies while horny, he'll dump his load.

Btw, since we were talking about sperm and you said, "I sprayed a fly", I laughed 'cause fly spray wasn't my first thought.

Takes a bit of talent to spray a fly that way.

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[bulldogsfan_88]

bought this last time I was in Canada

 

[DaBulldog]

 

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[flamebouyant]

My mate screen printed a shirt with a silhouette of Paris Hilton, and the words "Cum dumpster" written on it. Wore ot with pride. Lol

 

[Memberberries]

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If you ever see Brett Kimmorley I dare you to discuss passing a football with him?

I attempted it but didn't get too far!
He practically blocked his ears and started yelling "WHAT WAS THAT? PARDON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
Then ran off like he was about to shit and piss his pants!