Funny shit

[Mr Shhh]

Happened to me once in the shithouse at McDonalds Westfields Parramatta. Not quite as bad though.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqUoE70gYD5/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=jgtxpocrb64w

 

[south of heaven]

Happened to me once in the shithouse at McDonalds Westfields Parramatta. Not quite as bad though.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqUoE70gYD5/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=jgtxpocrb64w

Nqld arlie beach was drinking thai whiskey and redbull my guts went i pretty much shit like that, didn't get my pants down in time hammered them then the seat the floor the back off my legs,i even covered the toilet roll so i was well and truly fucked. It was at a camp ground so i was sitting in it for a while ,had to make the mad dash to the showers,
Didn't bother trying to save the boxers the were fucked

 

[Wahesh]

Why the French Connection United Kingdom was someone filming that shit?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Speaking of shit.... This thread in volumes.

I once power sharted whilst on way to the office in the car. As it was winter I blew through my boxers, undershirt, work shirt, trousers, woolen jumper, and jacket.

Ended up turning around and going home and calling in sick. Spent the next 24 hours with it dripping outta me.

In the end my arse felt like I'd been wiping it with ghost chillies and 20 grit sandpaper.

Why the French Connection United Kingdom was someone filming that shit?

You do realise it's fake right?

 

[Mr Invisible]

I just realised, this is how Rothfield writes articles.

 

[Mr Shhh]

Speaking of shit.... This thread in volumes.

I once power sharted whilst on way to the office in the car. As it was winter I blew through my boxers, undershirt, work shirt, trousers, woolen jumper, and jacket.

Ended up turning around and going home and calling in sick. Spent the next 24 hours with it dripping outta me.

In the end my arse felt like I'd been wiping it with ghost chillies and 20 grit sandpaper.


You do realise it's fake right?

Nasty

 

[Mr Invisible]

Nasty

What can I say... Shit Happens

 

[The DoggFather]

What can I say... Shit Happens

It's all good until the shit hits the fan

 

[Wahesh]

You do realise it's fake right?

So it's all bullshit? Well there's more shit you can add to this thread!

 

[Bad Billy]

Last time I had gastro, I had to choose between spewing in the toilet while shitting in my pants or shitting in the toilet while spewing on the floor. Happened 3 or 4 times.
In the end, when I felt a spew coming, I waddled up to the shower and did both.

 

[Wahesh]

Last time I had gastro, I had to choose between spewing in the toilet while shitting in my pants or shitting in the toilet while spewing on the floor. Happened 3 or 4 times.
In the end, when I felt a spew coming, I waddled up to the shower and did both.

Last time I had that... shat in the toilet, spewed in the toilet bin!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Last time I had gastro, I had to choose between spewing in the toilet while shitting in my pants or shitting in the toilet while spewing on the floor. Happened 3 or 4 times.
In the end, when I felt a spew coming, I waddled up to the shower and did both.

Who said men can't multitask!!!

 

[The DoggFather]

Last time I had that... shat in the toilet, spewed in the toilet bin!

Yeah, that's my tactics too lol

 

[MatstaDogg]

Yeah, that's my tactics too lol

We have all been there before. Fun times. I remember a time where me and the missus had a bad case of food poisoning and we both had it constantly flowing out both ends. On top of that we were also trying to share a bathroom. It was freaking ridiculous and we slaughtered our bathroom.

 

[Mr Invisible]

What would you guys rather have: constant spewing, or constant gastro?

I'd opt for gastro in all honesty, as I hate when you have spewed so much there's nothing left and your abdominals are cramping like hell and still trying to heave.

We have all been there before. Fun times. I remember a time where me and the missus had a bad case of food poisoning and we both had it constantly flowing out both ends. On top of that we were also trying to share a bathroom. It was freaking ridiculous and we slaughtered our bathroom.

In our new place we have a powder room downstairs with toilet, separate upstairs toilet, bathroom with shower and bath, and ensuite shower and bath.

I think we are pretty well set for an arsepocalypse.

 

[Wahesh]

when you have spewed so much there's nothing left and your abdominals are cramping like hell and still trying to heave.

Bloody hell, talk about a shortcut to getting a 6 pack lol.

In our new place we have a powder room downstairs with toilet, separate upstairs toilet, bathroom with shower and bath, and ensuite shower and bath.

I think we are pretty well set for an arsepocalypse.

Same. Upstairs there's a ensuite and also main bathroom. Downstairs powder room. But whenever I've had the issue it's mainly occurred at night and the main bathroom (mine) is generally always free.

 

[Kaz]

In our new place we have a powder room downstairs with toilet, separate upstairs toilet, bathroom with shower and bath, and ensuite shower and bath.

Same. Upstairs there's a ensuite and also main bathroom.

I am the poor person on the forum.

My place is single story & has an ensuite. (shower, toilet)

And a main bathroom, which has a bath, shower & toilet.

 

[Mr Invisible]

I am the poor person on the forum.
My place is single story & has an ensuite. (shower, toilet)
And a main bathroom, which has a bath, shower & toilet.

Ahh but do you own or rent ?

We are renting here... the owner had the house custom built from the builder who was building spec build investment properties in the "estate" we are in. She also had a larger under roof pergola, straight staircase, and different lounge area design to the other places in the area.

 

[The DoggFather]

Ahh but do you own or rent ?

We are renting here... the owner had the house custom built from the builder who was building spec build investment properties in the "estate" we are in. She also had a larger under roof pergola, straight staircase, and different lounge area design to the other places in the area.

Pfft, renter.... lol

 

[Wahesh]

I live in a modern double brick house. What I love about it is the slab between levels keeps downstairs cool and bearable in summer. My house that I own however is single story double brick home.