Bad Billy
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Searched for one but couldn't find it.
Considering how funny some of you cats are, I'm keen to hear what you've got.
I'll get us started.
A girl asks her mum "can I take the dog for a walk?" her mum replies "no she's on heat" "what's that mean?" she asks "just ask your dad" mum replies. So the girl tells her dad "mum won't let me take the dog for a walk, she says she's on heat" the father says "oh, it's ok just bring her to me first" the girl gets the dog and the father rubs petrol into the dogs crotch and says to the girl "just once around the block then straight back" the girl leaves with the dog and returns 10mins later without the dog. "what happened? Where's the dog?" the father says, the girl replies "she ran out of petrol halfway around and now another dog is pushing her home !"
Considering how funny some of you cats are, I'm keen to hear what you've got.
I'll get us started.
A girl asks her mum "can I take the dog for a walk?" her mum replies "no she's on heat" "what's that mean?" she asks "just ask your dad" mum replies. So the girl tells her dad "mum won't let me take the dog for a walk, she says she's on heat" the father says "oh, it's ok just bring her to me first" the girl gets the dog and the father rubs petrol into the dogs crotch and says to the girl "just once around the block then straight back" the girl leaves with the dog and returns 10mins later without the dog. "what happened? Where's the dog?" the father says, the girl replies "she ran out of petrol halfway around and now another dog is pushing her home !"