FAFO Thread

Dunno if this is the right thread for it but reckon this was funny.

Driving out of my suburb on Sunday, all 50km zone - just rolling along to go buy some food at 50 - 55. As I'm heading down the hill - some red p plater comes right on my ass. And I mean right up on my ass. No biggy - got something coming up that will fck this person off in a flash.

Now (and I swear this is true) - driving a Hyundai I30. Through a quiet round about, over the bridge and then up to fun time. Two 25km/hr hairpins. I know I can gap anyone on these things unless they are in something special. Now the direction I'm going in - uphill. I drive a nice car for corners, so take it wide and hammer up through the apex. All good - done it a million times. Just before the 2nd hairpin, rear view mirror and that person is in a telegraph pole.

So go up the street a bit - uturn and back to make sure they are ok. Pull over and its 3 local chicks. That 1st hairpin is a right hand turn and she's hit the pole on the front right side of the car. You have to miss a corner by a fair way to make that work. From what i can tell the front left got caught on the gutter and straightened the car up, otherwise she literally was gunna be in someones front yard.

Write off. Anyways - I can see the line she took, exactly the same as mine. Then she suddenly realised she doesn't have the car for it and boom.

Everyone was ok - actually sort of knew her parents when they turned up. She had the car for 2 weeks. Threw her a bone and told the parents that she seemed to be driving ok. Guess if she doesn't learn not to be a dick - then its on her now.

Must admit though - really made my day. Red P-plate and a I30 - you couldn't write bigger dickhead if u tried.
 
Doogie said:
Dunno if this is the right thread for it but reckon this was funny.

Driving out of my suburb on Sunday, all 50km zone - just rolling along to go buy some food at 50 - 55. As I'm heading down the hill - some red p plater comes right on my ass. And I mean right up on my ass. No biggy - got something coming up that will fck this person off in a flash.

Now (and I swear this is true) - driving a Hyundai I30. Through a quiet round about, over the bridge and then up to fun time. Two 25km/hr hairpins. I know I can gap anyone on these things unless they are in something special. Now the direction I'm going in - uphill. I drive a nice car for corners, so take it wide and hammer up through the apex. All good - done it a million times. Just before the 2nd hairpin, rear view mirror and that person is in a telegraph pole.

So go up the street a bit - uturn and back to make sure they are ok. Pull over and its 3 local chicks. That 1st hairpin is a right hand turn and she's hit the pole on the front right side of the car. You have to miss a corner by a fair way to make that work. From what i can tell the front left got caught on the gutter and straightened the car up, otherwise she literally was gunna be in someones front yard.

Write off. Anyways - I can see the line she took, exactly the same as mine. Then she suddenly realised she doesn't have the car for it and boom.

Everyone was ok - actually sort of knew her parents when they turned up. She had the car for 2 weeks. Threw her a bone and told the parents that she seemed to be driving ok. Guess if she doesn't learn not to be a dick - then its on her now.

Must admit though - really made my day. Red P-plate and a I30 - you couldn't write bigger dickhead if u tried.
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Yep, fucked around and definately found out.

Hopefully she learns from her fkn stupidity.
 
Careful people… even if someone starts crap, you can still be in trouble even if you are in self defense mode..

someone took a swing at me once and I reciprocated the gesture with a little more topping…

I was the one charged because I won the fight.. it was described to me that if someone throws a punch at you, you can trade and throw one back but not 2-3-4-5 extras.. there is a such thing as excessive self defense, trust me I know..

how do you know if the threat has stopped, well you stop them but the law don’t see it that way.
 
Doogie said:
Dunno if this is the right thread for it but reckon this was funny.

Driving out of my suburb on Sunday, all 50km zone - just rolling along to go buy some food at 50 - 55. As I'm heading down the hill - some red p plater comes right on my ass. And I mean right up on my ass. No biggy - got something coming up that will fck this person off in a flash.

Now (and I swear this is true) - driving a Hyundai I30. Through a quiet round about, over the bridge and then up to fun time. Two 25km/hr hairpins. I know I can gap anyone on these things unless they are in something special. Now the direction I'm going in - uphill. I drive a nice car for corners, so take it wide and hammer up through the apex. All good - done it a million times. Just before the 2nd hairpin, rear view mirror and that person is in a telegraph pole.

So go up the street a bit - uturn and back to make sure they are ok. Pull over and its 3 local chicks. That 1st hairpin is a right hand turn and she's hit the pole on the front right side of the car. You have to miss a corner by a fair way to make that work. From what i can tell the front left got caught on the gutter and straightened the car up, otherwise she literally was gunna be in someones front yard.

Write off. Anyways - I can see the line she took, exactly the same as mine. Then she suddenly realised she doesn't have the car for it and boom.

Everyone was ok - actually sort of knew her parents when they turned up. She had the car for 2 weeks. Threw her a bone and told the parents that she seemed to be driving ok. Guess if she doesn't learn not to be a dick - then its on her now.

Must admit though - really made my day. Red P-plate and a I30 - you couldn't write bigger dickhead if u tried.
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I drive an i30 (as my daily commuter). I declare myself to be a half-dickhead.
 
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