Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

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yep... moved on by Ole
Every United fan tried to warn Chelsea fans
He wasn’t horrific I think 34 goals in 50 0dd Epl appearances
But his first touch was like a brick
 
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Every United fan tried to warn Chelsea fans
He wasn’t horrific I think 34 goals in 50 0dd Epl appearances
But his first touch was like a brick
Lukaku is an athlete, not a footballer... the worst touch of a £100 million player ever
 

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didnt they have lukaku at one stage at united as well who failed miserably?
Shambles of a club in all honesty. Holy shit some of the signings they've made ...

Also their youth tho. Good youngsters that turn to shit because of a terrible structure.

You'd hope they turn it around but it doesn't happen overnight
 

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Shambles of a club in all honesty. Holy shit some of the signings they've made ...

Also their youth tho. Good youngsters that turn to shit because of a terrible structure.

You'd hope they turn it around but it doesn't happen overnight
there youth is light years away from being ready to play in the 1st team when you
compare it to arsenals youth like saka Smith rowe and u could even add nketiah who played well in the last few games
 

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I really want to see tottenham win something next season (even a small league cup). My brother in laws (massive united fan) father is a huge totto fan and has stage 4 lung cancer. Poor guy hasn't tasted glory in a long time
 

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What’s the go with all the Liverpool players getting savaged at the moment from the English fans, Scottish fans and Liverpool fans
TAA for not singing anthem and another terrible defending display
The Scottish want robertson stripped of his captaincy for getting rolling drunk then playing for Scotland in a WCQ
Liverpool fans calling out salah hating on him
 

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Bit of a joke this finalissma and the nations league
The governing bodies are getting ridiculously greedy
Players have massive seasons and then have to play in these joke tournaments
 

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Bit of a joke this finalissma and the nations league
The governing bodies are getting ridiculously greedy
Players have massive seasons and then have to play in these joke tournaments
the football calendar as a whole is a joke... too many games, no coordination amongst leagues, confederations etc., money over good sense
 

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What’s the go with all the Liverpool players getting savaged at the moment from the English fans, Scottish fans and Liverpool fans
TAA for not singing anthem and another terrible defending display
The Scottish want robertson stripped of his captaincy for getting rolling drunk then playing for Scotland in a WCQ
Liverpool fans calling out salah hating on him
Obsessed. At least you've come out from under your rock mate, tho we'll see you go straight back after United's first loss.

Haha
 

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Goss...

Rumour is that Man Utd are about to pick up a new defender on a free transfer. Plays top tier football, off contract at end of season and has played for his country at world cups. Apparently can pick him up without a major wage bill....








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Goss...

Rumour is that Man Utd are about to pick up a new defender on a free transfer. Plays top tier football, off contract at end of season and has played for his country at world cups. Apparently can pick him up without a major wage bill....








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Did you see the video Man U supporters took of their meeting with their new CEO? Discraceful that
 

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Did you see the video Man U supporters took of their meeting with their new CEO? Discraceful that
Nope. But to me thats like taking a video of the goings on in the toilet of a special needs school.

Just some things u don't really need to see.
 

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England lost to the Orbanites 4-0 at home... Hahaha hahaha hahaha
 

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England lost to the Orbanites 4-0 at home... Hahaha hahaha hahaha
TBF, England were a little unluckyish.
- Another day England have 3 or 4 goals
- Harry Macguire pretty much contributed directly to 3 of the goals
- the red card (not that it mattered at that stage) was Logie worthy for flop of 2022
- Hungary's finishing was spot on
Fair play though but gees - Macguire is so seriously fckng shit its ridiculous.
 

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TBF, England were a little unluckyish.
- Another day England have 3 or 4 goals
- Harry Macguire pretty much contributed directly to 3 of the goals
- the red card (not that it mattered at that stage) was Logie worthy for flop of 2022
- Hungary's finishing was spot on
Fair play though but gees - Macguire is so seriously fckng shit its ridiculous.
it's still funny... and of course, all the pundits in England are now debating whether Southgate should be sacked to save their WC effort
 

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it's still funny... and of course, all the pundits in England are now debating whether Southgate should be sacked to save their WC effort
If its Southgates call to play Macguire - fck sacking him, he should be shot.
 
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