Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

[coach]

TBF, England were a little unluckyish.
- Another day England have 3 or 4 goals
- Harry Macguire pretty much contributed directly to 3 of the goals
- the red card (not that it mattered at that stage) was Logie worthy for flop of 2022
- Hungary's finishing was spot on
Fair play though but gees - Macguire is so seriously fckng shit its ridiculous.

Ah mguire wasn’t subbed on till the 85 minute at 3-0 but hey don’t let that get in the way of a good story lol
This is some serious dribble

So can you tell me how he directly contributed to the 3-0 goals?
I’d like to see the explanation on this lol

 

[Doogie]

Ah mguire wasn’t subbed on till the 85 minute at 3-0 but hey don’t let that get in the way of a good story lol
This is some serious dribble

So can you tell me how he directly contributed to the 3-0 goals?
I’d like to see the explanation on this lol
This is why blokes don’t bother replying in here lol

OK fair play. The other two were Stones who after seeing the replay, wandered around aimlessly like Macguire and from behind, looked the same. The last, well Macguire happy 4 u to tell me wtf Harry was doing in the leadup apart from playing the run onside (which he then watched go past him). Gold.....

 

[coach]

OK fair play. The other two were Stones who after seeing the replay, wandered around aimlessly like Macguire and from behind, looked the same. The last, well Macguire happy 4 u to tell me wtf Harry was doing in the leadup apart from playing the run onside (which he then watched go past him). Gold.....
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I’ve seen it all now, a Liverpool man admitting he was wrong on the kennel
End of the world 2moro now lol

I’d say Harry was preparing for the end of the world in that photo lol
Getting a head start to shelter lol

 

[Doogie]

I’d say Harry was preparing for the end of the world in that photo lol
Getting a head start to shelter lol

That would require some level of intelligence. Big Harry is just a waste of O2 (and your money lol).....

 

[coach]

That would require some level of intelligence. Big Harry is just a waste of O2 (and your money lol).....

I never spent a cent on him lol

 

[Tassie Devil]

That would require some level of intelligence. Big Harry is just a waste of O2 (and your money lol).....

He's not suited to the modern game imo. Tho I'd say he's around the United level, they're just playing to his strebgths

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

I never spent a cent on him lol

So you have not bought any Man Utd merchandise during Maguires tenure? Is that what you’re saying?
Surely you have bought a jersey or a scarf being a Man Utd fan that you are .
If you have bought any items you’ve contributed to Maguires transfer and salary,one way or another .
If you haven’t bought any merchandise , what sort of a Man Utd supporter are you?

 

[Tassie Devil]

So you have not bought any Man Utd merchandise during Maguires tenure? Is that what you’re saying?
Surely you have bought a jersey or a scarf being a Man Utd fan that you are .
If you have bought any items you’ve contributed to Maguires transfer and salary,one way or another .
If you haven’t bought any merchandise , what sort of a Man Utd supporter are you?

Haha.

Honestly think he's a typical United supporter.

All. Hot. Air. No. Conviction.

Weren't they complaining last year about the board not backing the manager? Then they went all quiet with Sancho, Varane and the GREAT Ronaldo?

They even had a few protests I believe, but that also was pretty much nothing.

"I never spent a cent on him" ....

As you say. Not a real fan then, is he? But, we've known that for a long long time haven't we?

Bandwagon supporters at their best

 

[Tassie Devil]

I’ve seen it all now, a Liverpool man admitting he was wrong on the kennel
End of the world 2moro now lol

I’d say Harry was preparing for the end of the world in that photo lol
Getting a head start to shelter lol

How did I miss this!

@coach seeing as you're the yardstick for all things that are correct and proper on here maybe it's time you set the record straight and admit you were wrong about:

- Ole being the right manager for you
- Maguire being a great CB
- Your RB and LB duo of Shaw and Wan Bissaka being lightyears ahead of TAA and Robertson
- Ronaldo being the savour for United
- Rashford being the next best thing
- Liverpool going to have a shocker last year
- United challenging for the title last year
- Hendo being shit
- Taki being shit
- Actually, the whole Liverpool team being shit
- That you 'supporting' the protests from a far was/is enough
- De Gea being the best GK in the league


Shit. There are so many I could list!

All a bit of fun tho pal, just joking. We both know you don't admit to being wrong so many you shouldn't try and talk down to Liverpool supporters about doing that.

Love that you've come out from under your rock now the season is over. Hope to see you more on thia thread pal as love your insight. I really do.

 

[chemdog]

lmaoo

 

[Haslerhasworms]

lmaoo

Fuck you Lego man.
Enjoy your Thursday nights in Romania dip shit

 

[Haslerhasworms]

That was aimed at Arteta not you CD

 

[Doogie]

How did I miss this!

@coach seeing as you're the yardstick for all things that are correct and proper on here maybe it's time you set the record straight and admit you were wrong about:

- Ole being the right manager for you
- Maguire being a great CB
- Your RB and LB duo of Shaw and Wan Bissaka being lightyears ahead of TAA and Robertson
- Ronaldo being the savour for United
- Rashford being the next best thing
- Liverpool going to have a shocker last year
- United challenging for the title last year
- Hendo being shit
- Taki being shit
- Actually, the whole Liverpool team being shit
- That you 'supporting' the protests from a far was/is enough
- De Gea being the best GK in the league


Shit. There are so many I could list!

All a bit of fun tho pal, just joking. We both know you don't admit to being wrong so many you shouldn't try and talk down to Liverpool supporters about doing that.

Love that you've come out from under your rock now the season is over. Hope to see you more on thia thread pal as love your insight. I really do.

Bro - don't be so hard on a ManU supporter. They cannot help it. Its strategic. When your team cannot play up to a certain level, you convince yourself the other team can play down to your level.

Didn't work though.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

Hahaha how good is it that United are stuck with Madgeguire at the back. Absolute calamity at the back and comedy for rival fans to enjoy!

 

[Doogie]

 

[Doogie]

 

[GoTheDoggies]

If VVD is a Rolls Royce what is Madgeguire?

 

[Doogie]

If VVD is a Rolls Royce what is Madgeguire?

great value - proof...

 

[Doogie]

 

[Tassie Devil]

Bro - don't be so hard on a ManU supporter. They cannot help it. Its strategic. When your team cannot play up to a certain level, you convince yourself the other team can play down to your level.

Didn't work though.

Haha. The United fans that just keep on giving eh?