Dear Kennelers

[Nano]

I just cleaned my house, I don't have the energy to re sanitise my furniture lol

You just don't want me to have fun in your house

 

[Lady Emerald]

You just don't want me to have fun in your house

Lek ahla w sahla. But I have a no Sharmoota policy lol

 

[Nano]

Lek ahla w sahla. But I have a no Sharmoota policy lol

HAHAHA, are you my mum or something? Apparently any girl I bring home that I'm not engaged too is a Sharmoota and etc ffs, I never bring girls over to my place joys of being an Lebo...

 

[Lady Emerald]

HAHAHA, are you my mum or something? Apparently any girl I bring home that I'm not engaged too is a Sharmoota and etc ffs, I never bring girls over to my place joys of being an Lebo...

Probably better that you don't until you think she's stable enough to cope with the 109303020 questions she's going to get about her intentions lol. I'm thankful in that way that I didn't end up marrying one.

 

[Natboy]

Ivy on a saturday night could be easily mistaken for centro bankstown on a thursday night tbh.

I'm so glad I am banned from there even though I've never stepped foot inside and never will haha

 

[Chicharito]

I'm so glad I am banned from there even though I've never stepped foot inside and never will haha

lol how did you manage that?

 

[Natboy]

lol how did you manage that?

One of the sleazy managers wouldn't leave the chick I was seeing alone lol

 

[Chicharito]

One of the sleazy managers wouldn't leave the chick I was seeing alone lol

Hate when that sh1t happens. No respect at all aye.

 

[Natboy]

Hate when that sh1t happens. No respect at all aye.

Yeah it really annoys me mate. She was a really pretty girl & he couldn't take no for an answer.
I fixed the problem but I hope he drowns in the pool there haha

 

[Chicharito]

Yeah it really annoys me mate. She was a really pretty girl & he couldn't take no for an answer.
I fixed the problem but I hope he drowns in the pool there haha

Being banned from Ivy isn't a loss at all lol the club is full of people from the west pretending to be top notch when really they aren't lol.

 

[Natboy]

Being banned from Ivy isn't a loss at all lol the club is full of people from the west pretending to be top notch when really they aren't lol.

Haha yeah I'm not concerned at all. I thought about turning up just to scare the shit out of him but I thought I wouldn't want to give them a cent of my money. What about when the bouncers there thought they were all gangsters & tied that kid up and bashed him!

 

[Chicharito]

Haha yeah I'm not concerned at all. I thought about turning up just to scare the shit out of him but I thought I wouldn't want to give them a cent of my money. What about when the bouncers there thought they were all gangsters & tied that kid up and bashed him!

Another reason as to why I have no interest in ever going there.

 

[Natboy]

Maybe I'm getting old but give me a good pub or cool little bar any day

 

[Lady Emerald]

Maybe I'm getting old but give me a good pub or cool little bar any day

Who the hell wants to go to a club full sl*ts, idiots who think they're Gods gift to women and aesthetics and scream your lungs out to be able to talk?
Pubs and bars may have their share of crazies, but at least their entertaining lol

 

[Natboy]

Who the hell wants to go to a club full sl*ts, idiots who think they're Gods gift to women and aesthetics and scream your lungs out to be able to talk?
Pubs and bars may have their share of crazies, but at least their entertaining lol

For sure. Everytime I've been out in the cross or home bar etc I laugh so much at people I nearly wet myself haha

 

[Chicharito]

Maybe I'm getting old but give me a good pub or cool little bar any day

Sefton Playhouse > Ivy

haha

 

[Natboy]

Sefton Playhouse > Ivy

haha

Beautiful place haha. A few drinks, cheap strippers and a car park shoot out

 

[Lady Emerald]

Beautiful place haha. A few drinks, cheap strippers and a car park shoot out

They can never guarantee a decent looking stripper though. The last time I went they looked like they belonged in Mt Druitt lol

 

[Nano]

What else is Sefton good for lol? Its funny you say Sefton to a group of mates and we all chuckle haha

 

[Lady Emerald]

Speaking of Sefton Playhouse, can someone entertain me, I'm bored and speaking to crazy people all day? And no I don't mean by giving me a strip show!