Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 17, 2022 #1,141
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 18, 2022 #1,142 Saw a clock in the garbage the other day! Can’t believe people are wasting time!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 18, 2022 #1,143 My girlfriend said, “I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.” I said, “Wait! I can change.”
My girlfriend said, “I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.” I said, “Wait! I can change.”
M MariaZ Kennel Participant Joined Jul 23, 2019 Messages 477 Reaction score 922 Mar 18, 2022 #1,144 My son said mum which ring comes after the engagement and marriage ring? Is it the eternity ring? .. I replied No son.... .after the marriage ring comes the SUFFER-RING!
My son said mum which ring comes after the engagement and marriage ring? Is it the eternity ring? .. I replied No son.... .after the marriage ring comes the SUFFER-RING!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 19, 2022 #1,145 What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 19, 2022 #1,146 I bought a diamond ring on St. Patrick's Day but found out it was a fake. They gave me a sham rock.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 19, 2022 #1,147 I recently took up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police if I don't put it back.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 22, 2022 #1,148 My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns. I said, "OK. I'll give it arrest.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 22, 2022 #1,149 I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized... I don't even have a coconut.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 22, 2022 #1,150 How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty
south of heaven Kennel Immortal Premium Member Joined Mar 6, 2014 Messages 29,256 Reaction score 25,716 Mar 22, 2022 #1,151 Bulldog Wrestler said: Saw a clock in the garbage the other day! Can’t believe people are wasting time! Click to expand... A starving kid in africa would eat that in no time
Bulldog Wrestler said: Saw a clock in the garbage the other day! Can’t believe people are wasting time! Click to expand... A starving kid in africa would eat that in no time
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 23, 2022 #1,152
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 23, 2022 #1,153 In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire. Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire. Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 23, 2022 #1,154 I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals only $150.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 23, 2022 #1,155 I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture, but when I got home... ...the tables were turned!
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture, but when I got home... ...the tables were turned!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 24, 2022 #1,156 Two guys are playing chess. One says to the other, "How about we make this more interesting?" So they stop playing chess
Two guys are playing chess. One says to the other, "How about we make this more interesting?" So they stop playing chess
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 24, 2022 #1,157 What do you call a lady who carries people across rivers? Bridget.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 24, 2022 #1,158 My dad just came into my room and poured a whole bottle of milk on me. How dairy!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,716 Reaction score 100,505 Mar 24, 2022 #1,159 Some people think that wigs are expensive. But really it's just a small price toupee.
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