My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. But I will recover.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 9, 2022 #1,121 My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. But I will recover.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 9, 2022 #1,122 I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions: Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions: Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 11, 2022 #1,123
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 11, 2022 #1,124 Jokes about the human body are generally corny. Jokes about eyes though are even cornea.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 11, 2022 #1,125 Yesterday I ate a clock, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 11, 2022 #1,126 Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test? He was a bad parallel Parker.
BlackJackBulldog Kennel Enthusiast Gilded Joined Mar 14, 2019 Messages 1,197 Reaction score 4,564 Mar 12, 2022 #1,127
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 13, 2022 #1,128
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 13, 2022 #1,129
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,130 What do you call a scientist that snitches on you? A lab rat.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,131 What do you call a 1 armed man who does karate? A partial artist.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,132 The Queen just phoned to say I have won a knighthood! It was a complete Sir prize.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,133 What do you call a mouse that swears? A cursor.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,134 Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from my local supermarket. I don't know how these people sleep at night.
Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from my local supermarket. I don't know how these people sleep at night.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,135 I bought two Dobermans named Rolex and Timex. They’re watch dogs.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,136 I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,137 I never thought orthopaedic shoes really would work for me. But I stand corrected.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 16, 2022 #1,138 Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented. Crows simply drank at home.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 17, 2022 #1,139 Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,526 Reaction score 102,872 Mar 17, 2022 #1,140 Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar. I’m completely dismayed.