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@Mr 95% since you mentioned genies...
A man is walking along the beach on the Australian coast when he sees a lamp wash up.
Naturally he gives it a rub and a genie pops out.
Genie says: 'Thanks for releasing me, I can give you one wish, but as I'm still an apprentice genie, it has to be a simple wish'.
The man says: 'Well, I was born here but my family are all from New Zealand and I'm desperate to get over there and visit family. I'm terrified of both flying and sailing, so I'm wondering if you'll build me a bridge across the Tasman so I can drive?'
The genie looks at him sternly: 'I said a simple wish'.
So the fella thinks again and says 'OK, I've always wanted to understand women - what makes them tick, why they cry, why they hold grudges - you know, a bit of insight so I can be a better husband'.
The genie looks at him again and says 'That bridge - do you want 2 lanes or 4?' .
A man is walking along the beach on the Australian coast when he sees a lamp wash up.
Naturally he gives it a rub and a genie pops out.
Genie says: 'Thanks for releasing me, I can give you one wish, but as I'm still an apprentice genie, it has to be a simple wish'.
The man says: 'Well, I was born here but my family are all from New Zealand and I'm desperate to get over there and visit family. I'm terrified of both flying and sailing, so I'm wondering if you'll build me a bridge across the Tasman so I can drive?'
The genie looks at him sternly: 'I said a simple wish'.
So the fella thinks again and says 'OK, I've always wanted to understand women - what makes them tick, why they cry, why they hold grudges - you know, a bit of insight so I can be a better husband'.
The genie looks at him again and says 'That bridge - do you want 2 lanes or 4?' .