Okay here are some jokes that my brother sent to me. I got a laugh, hope you do too... ( two of them a rather naughty)
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently,'A meal for two with a hairy view' isn't the best way to announce number 69.
Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feels sick."Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.