Dad jokes

[Mr 95%]

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Just a warning, there's these two big breasted girls that like to hang outside Woolworths. They'll ask you for a lift then when they get in the car the one that looks like a super model will climb on top of you and kiss you while the other girl steals your wallet. Keep an eye out for them. They stole my wallet last week, again on Monday, twice on Tuesday and once on Thursday. Also Woolworths currently has wallets on special.

 

[Mr Beast]

Where do you take wool to find out what it's worth?

 

[Mr 95%]

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Lol!

 

[Mr 95%]

Where do you take wool to find out what it's worth?

Woolworths?

 

[Mr Beast]

Woolworths?

LOL you got it!

I don't know why, but I always lol at that dumb joke.,

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

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he's got a new album out, released only recently, of unreleased stuff before he died

 

[Mr 95%]

he's got a new album out, released only recently, of unreleased stuff before he died

Was a very funny, witty man..

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

Was a very funny, witty man..

i love his video on euphamisms

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Where do you take wool to find out what it's worth?

Coles obviously

 

[Hacky McAxe]

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Lol!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Think about that for a moment

 

[Bad Billy]

he's got a new album out, released only recently, of unreleased stuff before he died

Was a very funny, witty man..

 

[Bad Billy]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two

The inside of a lightbulb is a vacuum. The flies wouldn't survive.

 

[Mr 95%]

Think about that for a moment

Copulation!! Ha!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

The inside of a lightbulb is a vacuum. The flies wouldn't survive.

They could only get in if the bulb was broken, but they'd still be inside.

 

[dogluva]

How did the farmer find a wife....


He tracked her down.....

 

[The DoggFather]

White people have names like Lenny and black people have names like Carl...


ZOOOOOOOOOOOMM!

 

[dogluva]

Why are there only two doors on a chicken coop?



Because four doors would make it a sedan.

 

[Wolfmother]

Why does the mushroom always get invited to the parties?

Because he's a fungi

Why did the fungi leave the party?

Because there wasnt mushroom