Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It's all over town.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 24, 2023 #2,321 Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It's all over town.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 24, 2023 #2,322 Our local auctioneer has passed away. He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 24, 2023 #2,323 I had a terrible nightmare in which I was forced to eat my own clone. I almost pooped myself.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 24, 2023 #2,324 A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"
A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 24, 2023 #2,325 My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. 'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. 'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 24, 2023 #2,326 My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth full of water and die. I know she really means well.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth full of water and die. I know she really means well.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 25, 2023 #2,327 My doctor has advised me to stop drinking - it’s going to be a massive change for me. I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking - it’s going to be a massive change for me. I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 25, 2023 #2,328 Do you realise that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight. It’s same shit, different day.
Do you realise that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight. It’s same shit, different day.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 25, 2023 #2,329 Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 25, 2023 #2,330 At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?” Her: “Yes”. Me: “I knew it!”
At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?” Her: “Yes”. Me: “I knew it!”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 26, 2023 #2,331 I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers. Now he won't talk to me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 26, 2023 #2,332 Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. She just really needed a shoulder to crayon.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. She just really needed a shoulder to crayon.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 26, 2023 #2,333 My friend Barry drew me. But I‘m not insulted because... I Drew Barrymore.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 26, 2023 #2,334 My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old. I said: "I'm only 40 love."
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old. I said: "I'm only 40 love."
alchemist Kennel Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, 2018 Messages 4,579 Reaction score 6,394 Mar 26, 2023 #2,335 Q. What do you call a masturbating cow? A. Beef Stroganoff
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 28, 2023 #2,336
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 28, 2023 #2,337 What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 28, 2023 #2,338 Finally my winter fat has gone... Now, I have spring rolls.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 28, 2023 #2,339 It wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck. But at least now I can look back and laugh.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,555 Reaction score 100,143 Mar 28, 2023 #2,340 I’m done being a people pleaser. If everyone’s ok with that.