My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend. Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 18, 2023 #2,281 My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend. Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 18, 2023 #2,282 What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 18, 2023 #2,283 What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 18, 2023 #2,284 My wife just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.
My wife just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 18, 2023 #2,285 My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more, I'm toast.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,286 I'm always Frank with my sexual partners. I don't want them to know my real name.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,287 I've offered my elderly neighbor $20 to let me try out her stair lift. I think she's going to take me up on it.
I've offered my elderly neighbor $20 to let me try out her stair lift. I think she's going to take me up on it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,288 My girlfriend says if we don't get married soon, she's gonna kill me. It's a matter of wife or death.
My girlfriend says if we don't get married soon, she's gonna kill me. It's a matter of wife or death.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,289 I hate it when my wife keeps telling me that “I don’t get it.” I mean, what does it even mean?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,290 I pulled a muscle while panning for gold. It was a miner injury.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,291 I sued the airline company for losing my luggage. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,292 What has 2 butts and kills people? An assassin.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,293 What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 19, 2023 #2,294 What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 20, 2023 #2,295 I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It's only a draft at the moment.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 20, 2023 #2,296 What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 20, 2023 #2,297 My wife and I just celebrated ten years of happy marriage. It was, coincidentally, our 30th wedding anniversary.
My wife and I just celebrated ten years of happy marriage. It was, coincidentally, our 30th wedding anniversary.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 20, 2023 #2,298 My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied: “No.” She responded: "How about now?"
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied: “No.” She responded: "How about now?"
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 21, 2023 #2,299
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,098 Mar 21, 2023 #2,300 I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent... It goes without saying.