What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? They throw them a house swarming party.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 11, 2023 #2,261 What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? They throw them a house swarming party.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 11, 2023 #2,262 I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias... I said to the police “Hang on, I can explain everything...”
I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias... I said to the police “Hang on, I can explain everything...”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 11, 2023 #2,263
N4TE DogsRhavnaParty Joined Mar 26, 2012 Messages 5,530 Reaction score 6,867 Mar 11, 2023 #2,264 My missus has been missing for a week. And the police told me to prepare for the worst. so I went back to Vinnies and got all her clothes back.
My missus has been missing for a week. And the police told me to prepare for the worst. so I went back to Vinnies and got all her clothes back.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 12, 2023 #2,265 I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 12, 2023 #2,266 What did the carpenter say when he finished building his house? Nailed it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 12, 2023 #2,267 Bro, do you want this pamphlet? Yeah, Brochure.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 12, 2023 #2,268 My ex was an archaeologist. She was always digging up the past, putting it on display....it was a rocky relationship.
My ex was an archaeologist. She was always digging up the past, putting it on display....it was a rocky relationship.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 12, 2023 #2,269 I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. No idea what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. No idea what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 13, 2023 #2,270
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 13, 2023 #2,271 What kind of vampire wears silky dresses and lacy undies? Dragula.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 13, 2023 #2,272 Bakers will suddenly feel a rush of joy while making bread. That’s when the *dough*pamine hits.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 15, 2023 #2,273 My pet mouse "Elvis" died last night. He was caught in a trap.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 15, 2023 #2,274 We had a contest at work for the best neckwear… It was a tie.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 15, 2023 #2,275 I once had a fight in a toilet. Serious shit went down
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 15, 2023 #2,276 A girl on tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. Told her I'm just looking for a match.
A girl on tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. Told her I'm just looking for a match.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 15, 2023 #2,277 My sister just delivered a baby. I knew she had it in her.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 16, 2023 #2,278 I received a flyer on anger management the other day. I lost it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 16, 2023 #2,279 I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,505 Reaction score 100,107 Mar 16, 2023 #2,280