Coronavirus.

[Blue_boost]

Ahead of the corona virus pandemic what is your inventory like?

I'm at around 65 toilet roles, 4 nutri grains, 3 bags of rice, 3 tissue boxes, 2 hand sanitisers and 3 glen20 sprays

 

[JayBee]

The corona virus toilet paper shortage has reminded me of a classic blue boost story

I was on gold coast with a few mates staying at a hotel. We ran out of toilet paper and my mate was on the toilet and asked me to go get him some toilet paper.

There was a few girls we had met earlier and I knocked on their door asking for a roll of toilet paper

She says, your not here for toilet paper are you, she asks me to come in and I ended up sleeping with her. About 4 minutes later I returned to my room and my mate is still sitting on the toilet waiting? Where's the toilet paper... I forgot...lol. Then I knocked on their door and asked again, they laughed and gave me a roll..

There

I fixed it for ya.

 

[Memberberries]

The only part of the story I don't believe is 1 hour later, more like 5 minutes later.

Women usually like to snuggle and make small talk after the 5 minutes is up.

 

[Memberberries]

It was near that.. whilst I'm with this girl doing the business, her friend comes into the room pretends to put something in her bag then sits on the edge of the bed, chit chatting whilst we are bonking.

I was thinking to myself did she want to join us? Do I ask? Then thought a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush so I didn't say anything. Didn't want to be greedy and get kicked out . When we were done, I asked the girl what was up with her friend, she says yeah she wanted to join in but wasnt sure if I would be ok. She said they used to date, (the girl was bi).. so I missed out on a threesome because I'm a good guy, that bird in the hand worth two in the bush crap. Never got my threesome but it was one that was definately on offer.

All because of the toilet paper shortage.

You fool you knocked back a threesome.
If I was going to town and one of her friends walked in like its not a big deal I'd demand she join in or fuck off!

 

[maroondog72]

Ahead of the corona virus pandemic what is your inventory like?

I'm at around 65 toilet roles, 4 nutri grains, 3 bags of rice, 3 tissue boxes, 2 hand sanitisers and 3 glen20 sprays

you would have that on hand for a weekend of redtube

 

[Squash the Berries!]

I hear you, I already have a few missed opportunities, but also a few ridiculously lucky wins too. There are a few doubters on here that my story is true, but I'd bet they have big ugly melon heads and nothing ever happens to them. I'll start a thread soon...mad ridiculous stories that are actually true, I'll blow their socks off from police assaults to body paint to yoga, to getting people frog matched out of hotels and nightclub girls with Viagra, I have thousands of them.

But back to the corona virus.. I do have a tickle in my throat, intermittent fever and have come into contact with someone that was in Tokyo last few weeks? Maybe I have it, who knows

Look forward to the thread.

Both my wife and daughter who lives at home also have a sore throat and runny nose, no fever though, went to Docs and just a normal throat infection.

I hope you haven't got it also.

 

[south of heaven]

Look forward to the thread.

Both my wife and daughter who lives at home also have a sore throat and runny nose, no fever though, went to Docs and just a normal throat infection.

I hope you haven't got it also.

Yep kids are sniffling atm

 

[Squash the Berries!]

Women usually like to snuggle and make small talk after the 5 minutes is up.

I don't think blue Boost would of wasted 55 mins unless he was hoping for second serving of doubles.

 

[Memberberries]

I don't think blue Boost would of wasted 55 mins unless he was hoping for second serving of doubles.

I don't mind humouring a woman for 30 minutes if it makes her forget shes miserable and lonely!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/sport...sanitiser-to-ensure-he-doesnt-catch-anything/

Local Man Opts For The Parramatta Eels Sanitiser To Ensure He Doesn’t Catch Anything

“It was a no brainer really.”

“There obviously weren’t any Warriors or Titans one because no brand would bother trying to wheel off those clubs, and all of the Wests Tigers ones were gone I think,” Clark said.

“So I picked up the one that would make sure that I don’t catch Coronavirus.”

“I mean it’s a Parramatta Eels sanitiser, so I won’t catch anything at all!”

“Poor old Parramatta, everyone’s talking them up this year, but it’s hard to see it being anything other than the past repeating itself.”

“Ah well, anyway, I’m just glad they’ll be keeping me Coronavrius free!”

 

[DinkumDog]

Toilet paper crisis solved... @KambahOne

 

[DinkumDog]

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/sport...sanitiser-to-ensure-he-doesnt-catch-anything/

Local Man Opts For The Parramatta Eels Sanitiser To Ensure He Doesn’t Catch Anything

“It was a no brainer really.”

“There obviously weren’t any Warriors or Titans one because no brand would bother trying to wheel off those clubs, and all of the Wests Tigers ones were gone I think,” Clark said.

“So I picked up the one that would make sure that I don’t catch Coronavirus.”

“I mean it’s a Parramatta Eels sanitiser, so I won’t catch anything at all!”

“Poor old Parramatta, everyone’s talking them up this year, but it’s hard to see it being anything other than the past repeating itself.”

“Ah well, anyway, I’m just glad they’ll be keeping me Coronavrius free!”

Indeed and let's hope this is in liberal use next Thursday...

 

[Flanagun]

Yep kids are sniffling atm

Sounds like they both have a cocaine habit to me! Stay vigilant.

 

[Blue_boost]

If corona virus is going to end the world shouldn't we all be doing what the heck we want? For instance All the renters are thinking if I don't get the sports exhaust on my car now, when will I?

Only issue with renters splurging come the end of the world is that their credit cards are already maxed out

 

[south of heaven]

If corona virus is going to end the world shouldn't we all be doing what the heck we want? For instance All the renters are thinking if I don't get the sports exhaust on my car now, when will I?

Only issue with renters splurging come the end of the world is that their credit cards are already maxed out

I'm more interested in upcoming cheap flights fuck the sports exhaust when you can piss off the great wall for under $500

 

[south of heaven]

Dead set these cocksuckers who are losing their mind and clean out bog roll everywhere, it doesn't make sense when you have 35 years of toilet paper stocked up and go about your daily routine. When to pick up a some for work 3 places nothing. If the bloke wasn't dropping of the yellow pages yesterday I'd be in all sorts of grief.
Hopefully this virus attacks the stupid and culls the earth

 

[Natboy]

Dead set these cocksuckers who are losing their mind and clean out bog roll everywhere, it doesn't make sense when you have 35 years of toilet paper stocked up and go about your daily routine. When to pick up a some for work 3 places nothing. If the bloke wasn't dropping of the yellow pages yesterday I'd be in all sorts of grief.
Hopefully this virus attacks the stupid and culls the earth

It’s ridiculous. I think most people are now stocking up so just they don’t miss out and run out because of the original idiots who were stocking up.
Ironically it was the areas with high Chinese populations where the toilet paper sold out first

 

[Blue_boost]

There was a 95 year old that died apparently from corona virus. So other than that she was a picture of health ? Didn't just die because she was 95? Did the family expect another 10 years out of her if not for corona virus

 

[Psycho Doggie]

I know Liverpool FC is no great shakes or anything (what are they, battling to avoid relegation or something?). In any case, they can have one claim to genuine greatness today. Whatever it is their manager is doing, he is pretty smart on at least one thing. He respects the fact that he is not an expert on coronavirus, and he shot down a dumb tabloid journalist who stupidly asked him a question about it. Credit to him, if only more people had the awareness to realise they aren't experts.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/d...jurgen-klopp-about-the-coronavirus-2020-03-04

 

[Wahesh]

There was a 95 year old that died apparently from corona virus. So other than that she was a picture of health ? Didn't just die because she was 95? Did the family expect another 10 years out of her if not for corona virus

Do you not understand how mainstream media works? They feed people shit because it's otherwise a slow news period. The common flu is much more deadly than Corona Virus and spreads in exactly the same way.

As for the toilet paper shortage... this was taken yesterday at the Kleenex factory in Adelaide... there is plenty of it to go around.

Calm down your tits...