Coronavirus.

Blue_boost · Mar 4, 2020

The corona virus toilet paper shortage has reminded me of a classic blue boost story

I was on gold coast with a few mates staying at a hotel. We ran out of toilet paper and my mate was on the toilet and asked me to go get him some toilet paper.

There was a few girls we had met earlier and I knocked on their door asking for a roll of toilet paper

She says, your not here for toilet paper are you, she asks me to come in and I ended up sleeping with her. About an hour later I returned to my room and my mate is still sitting on the toilet waiting? Where's the toilet paper... I forgot...lol. Then I knocked on their door and asked again, they laughed and gave me a role..

Wahesh · Mar 4, 2020

Blue_boost said:
The corona virus toilet paper shortage has reminded me of a classic blue boost story

I was on gold coast with a few mates staying at a hotel. We ran out of toilet paper and my mate was on the toilet and asked me to go get him some toilet paper.

There was a few girls we had met earlier and I knocked on their door asking for a roll of toilet paper

She says, your not here for toilet paper are you, she asks me to come in and I ended up sleeping with her. About an hour later I returned to my room and my mate is still sitting on the toilet waiting? Where's the toilet paper... I forgot...lol. Then I knocked on their door and asked again, they laughed and gave me a role..

*Roll (at least I think that's what you meant to say).

Hacky McAxe · Mar 4, 2020

Wahesh said:
*Roll (at least I think that's what you meant to say).

Maybe there's more to this story. Maybe they gave Boost a role in a movie?

Porn movie by the sounds of it.

Wahesh · Mar 4, 2020

Hacky McAxe said:
Maybe there's more to this story. Maybe they gave Boost a role in a movie?

Porn movie by the sounds of it.

That's what I was alleviating to

Squash the Berries! · Mar 4, 2020

Blue_boost said:
The corona virus toilet paper shortage has reminded me of a classic blue boost story

I was on gold coast with a few mates staying at a hotel. We ran out of toilet paper and my mate was on the toilet and asked me to go get him some toilet paper.

There was a few girls we had met earlier and I knocked on their door asking for a roll of toilet paper

She says, your not here for toilet paper are you, she asks me to come in and I ended up sleeping with her. About an hour later I returned to my room and my mate is still sitting on the toilet waiting? Where's the toilet paper... I forgot...lol. Then I knocked on their door and asked again, they laughed and gave me a role..

The only part of the story I don't believe is 1 hour later, more like 5 minutes later.

Squash the Berries! · Mar 4, 2020

south of heaven said:
Nah they are fine ,but obese fucks on mobility scooters who claim they are disabled from their own doing think everyone should cater to them why they load up on shit.

Don't forget the obese hogging plane or train seats need to go also.

Blue_boost · Mar 4, 2020

Hacky McAxe said:
Maybe there's more to this story. Maybe they gave Boost a role in a movie?

Porn movie by the sounds of it.

It was near that.. whilst I'm with this girl doing the business, her friend comes into the room pretends to put something in her bag then sits on the edge of the bed, chit chatting whilst we are bonking.

I was thinking to myself did she want to join us? Do I ask? Then thought a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush so I didn't say anything. Didn't want to be greedy and get kicked out . When we were done, I asked the girl what was up with her friend, she says yeah she wanted to join in but wasnt sure if I would be ok. She said they used to date, (the girl was bi).. so I missed out on a threesome because I'm a good guy, that bird in the hand worth two in the bush crap. Never got my threesome but it was one that was definately on offer.

All because of the toilet paper shortage.

Wahesh · Mar 4, 2020

Blue_boost said:
It was near that.. whilst I'm with this girl doing the business, her friend comes into the room pretends to put something in her bag then sits on the edge of the bed, chit chatting whilst we are bonking.

I was thinking to myself did she want to join us? Do I ask? Then thought a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush so I didn't say anything. Didn't want to be greedy and get kicked out . When we were done, I asked the girl what was up with her friend, she says yeah she wanted to join in but wasnt sure if I would be ok. She said they used to date, (the girl was bi).. so I missed out on a threesome because I'm a good guy, that bird in the hand worth two in the bush crap. Never got my threesome but it was one that was definately on offer.

All because of the toilet paper shortage.

You know when people book a hotel room there are times where they'll request certain things, eg towel changes every day, buffet charged to the room etc... well I must ask... did you request a room with a Samsung TV?

Blue_boost · Mar 4, 2020

Wahesh said:
You know when people book a hotel room there are times where they'll request certain things, eg towel changes every day, buffet charged to the room etc... well I must ask... did you request a room with a Samsung TV?

Don't we all? I also ask for a new remote, I don't want some remote that a fat nude guy rubbed between his cheeks

MariaZ · Mar 4, 2020

Wahesh said:
You know when people book a hotel room there are times where they'll request certain things, eg towel changes every day, buffet charged to the room etc... well I must ask... did you request a room with a Samsung TV?

How the topic got to a threesome on a Coronavirus thread? Lol beats me!!

Wahesh · Mar 4, 2020

MariaZ said:
How the topic got to a threesome on a Coronavirus thread? Lol beats me!!

Maria my old friend... I present to you the power of @Blue_boost

Squash the Berries! · Mar 4, 2020

Blue_boost said:
It was near that.. whilst I'm with this girl doing the business, her friend comes into the room pretends to put something in her bag then sits on the edge of the bed, chit chatting whilst we are bonking.

I was thinking to myself did she want to join us? Do I ask? Then thought a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush so I didn't say anything. Didn't want to be greedy and get kicked out . When we were done, I asked the girl what was up with her friend, she says yeah she wanted to join in but wasnt sure if I would be ok. She said they used to date, (the girl was bi).. so I missed out on a threesome because I'm a good guy, that bird in the hand worth two in the bush crap. Never got my threesome but it was one that was definately on offer.

All because of the toilet paper shortage.

I hear you, when you reach my age you will look back and spew about all the wasted opportunities you had but didn't take.

Mr 95% · Mar 4, 2020

Blue_boost said:
It was near that.. whilst I'm with this girl doing the business, her friend comes into the room pretends to put something in her bag then sits on the edge of the bed, chit chatting whilst we are bonking.

I was thinking to myself did she want to join us? Do I ask? Then thought a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush so I didn't say anything. Didn't want to be greedy and get kicked out . When we were done, I asked the girl what was up with her friend, she says yeah she wanted to join in but wasnt sure if I would be ok. She said they used to date, (the girl was bi).. so I missed out on a threesome because I'm a good guy, that bird in the hand worth two in the bush crap. Never got my threesome but it was one that was definately on offer.

All because of the toilet paper shortage.

It was nice that your mum and sister booked a room next to you..and glad you changed their names to respect their identity..

The_Chimpster · Mar 4, 2020

Wahesh said:
Maria my old friend... I present to you the power of Blue_Balls

Fixed

south of heaven · Mar 4, 2020

How low do you think the airfares will drop ? Already seeing flights in May under$550 return China return

Alexander the Great · Mar 4, 2020

https://www.the961.com/news/chinese-student-in-lebanon-is-being-harassed-because-of-coronavirus

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] this guys arabic is on point.

Wahesh · Mar 4, 2020

Abu Azrael said:
https://www.the961.com/news/chinese-student-in-lebanon-is-being-harassed-because-of-coronavirus

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] this guys arabic is on point.

His Arabic is waaay better than mine. Even his name is more Lebanese than mine. Amir Wang? WTF kind of Chinese parents name their son Amir???

Blue_boost · Mar 4, 2020

Squash the Berries! said:
I hear you, when you reach my age you will look back and spew about all the wasted opportunities you had but didn't take.

I hear you, I already have a few missed opportunities, but also a few ridiculously lucky wins too. There are a few doubters on here that my story is true, but I'd bet they have big ugly melon heads and nothing ever happens to them. I'll start a thread soon...mad ridiculous stories that are actually true, I'll blow their socks off from police assaults to body paint to yoga, to getting people frog matched out of hotels and nightclub girls with Viagra, I have thousands of them.

But back to the corona virus.. I do have a tickle in my throat, intermittent fever and have come into contact with someone that was in Tokyo last few weeks? Maybe I have it, who knows

The_Chimpster · Mar 4, 2020

Blue_boost said:
Don't we all? I also ask for a new remote, I don't want some remote that a fat nude guy rubbed between his cheeks

Be honest, you are that guy

CroydonDog · Mar 4, 2020

Business idea: import hundreds of bum guns from Asia. They're cheaper and easier to install than a bidet.

Coronavirus.

Kennel Enthusiast

The Forefather of The Kennel

Super Moderator

The Forefather of The Kennel

Kennel Enthusiast

Kennel Enthusiast

Kennel Enthusiast

The Forefather of The Kennel

Kennel Enthusiast

Kennel Participant

The Forefather of The Kennel

Kennel Enthusiast

Kennel Immortal

Kennel Addict

Kennel Immortal

Alexander the Great

Guest

The Forefather of The Kennel

Kennel Enthusiast

Kennel Addict

Kennel Immortal