This is so true! Even if we had Tommy Turbo people would throw shade at him - the Kennel user guide to happiness looks like this:
1.We must win (winning is everything, but does not fully protect against random attacks)
2.No player can produce an error (although *exemptions do apply - *refer to point 1)
3.Winning the penalty count (albeit extremely rare) is helpful.
4.A Try awarded to the Bulldogs without video ref intervention
5.A disallowed Try to the opposition
6.Commentators saying nice things about the Bulldogs
7.Media saying nice things about the Bulldogs
8.Players pledging they’re love for the club
8.Signing rumours (strictly marquee players) - WARNING: Do not ever dare to host the rumour, this is fraught with great danger!!!
9.Any mention of the good old days, especially the 80’s.
10.New sponsorship announcements
*Encourage anyone else to add