Dropping a shit.
Couldn’t score a root in a brothel.
That bands “shithouse”
Donga.
Troppo.
He’s having a Barry.
She’s a real goer.
Just put a bag on her head.
Corker.
Piss up.
Buckley’s chance of scoring a root.
I wouldn’t piss on him even if he was on fire.
Some personal sayings and I’m Aussie.
She’s so ugly if you woke up and she was asleep on your arm you would chew your own arm off so you wouldn’t wake her up.
I had a chick once she was so fat when she said do you want me to guide you I said you better as your the only one who knows where it is.