Aussie talk (slang)

Met a bloke at work the other day he was cleaning the clients pool. Got into conversation about the busy pre christmas period and he mentioned how the year before he had employed a bloke to help out around the same time. He got allot more jobs done but only got payed for 3/4 of the ones the other guy was doing. He found out later they had been paying with the hairy cheque book .

Hadn't heard that one in a while. Give us ya fave Aussie sayings or words

 

My old mans fav was when he was hungry he"d say "im so hungry I could eat the ass out of a low flying duck"

 

It's about as useful as a cunt full of cold piss

 

I'm not here to fuck spiders.

 

Hard as a cats head

 

Fair Dinkum

Accadacca

Fu*k me dead

Ciggy butt brain good old damo am Darren an centre link ..!!

 

Dogs eye and dead horse - pie and sauce
Barry beef - teeth
Make the cheque out to Christopher ash - cash
Up and under - chunder
Sky rocket- pocket

Any tradie here would know at least 50

 

"Couldn't get a root in a brothel"

 

With a fist full fifty’s

 

You have a head that needs regular panel beating.

 

Up shit creek without a paddle

 

Missed it by a bee's cunt hair.

 

You have a face like a horse's arse.

 

As dry as a nun's cunt

 

Useful as tits on a bull
Cheers big ears
Have a concrete milkshake
Relax your flaps

 

I'm in OZ now but i've lived in the US for many a year. These are some sayings/terms I think are definitely purely oz. Bogan, Bottle-shop/bottle-o, maccas, servo, getting on the piss, taking the piss, no worries mate (possibly the most aussie saying ever), he's a fuckin cadbury, budgie smugglers, chardy, pluggers, durry, goon, pig's arse, and of course the all purpose 'wanker'.

 

I use 'fair dinkum ' a lot..its like swearing but it's not

 

I don't like the term ' getting on the piss' .

 

Head like a half sucked mango

Not here to fuck spiders is my fav

 

Dry as a dead dingos donger, it's one that I use.