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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 86Gtown, Nov 2, 2019.

  1. 86Gtown

    86Gtown Forum Regular

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    Met a bloke at work the other day he was cleaning the clients pool. Got into conversation about the busy pre christmas period and he mentioned how the year before he had employed a bloke to help out around the same time. He got allot more jobs done but only got payed for 3/4 of the ones the other guy was doing. He found out later they had been paying with the hairy cheque book .

    Hadn't heard that one in a while. Give us ya fave Aussie sayings or words
     
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  2. kungfuman

    kungfuman Forum Regular

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    My old mans fav was when he was hungry he"d say "im so hungry I could eat the ass out of a low flying duck"
     
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  3. south of heaven

    south of heaven Immortal Premium Member

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    It's about as useful as a cunt full of cold piss
     
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  4. Neil Peart

    Neil Peart Forum Regular

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    I'm not here to fuck spiders.
     
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  5. 86Gtown

    86Gtown Forum Regular

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    Hard as a cats head
     
  6. Scoooby

    Scoooby Immortal Premium Member Gilded

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    Fair Dinkum

    Accadacca

    Fu*k me dead

    Ciggy butt brain :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: good old damo am Darren an centre link ..!!
     
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  7. coach

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    Dogs eye and dead horse - pie and sauce
    Barry beef - teeth
    Make the cheque out to Christopher ash - cash
    Up and under - chunder
    Sky rocket- pocket

    Any tradie here would know at least 50
     
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  8. haz123

    haz123 dogs for eva

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    "Couldn't get a root in a brothel"
     
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  9. coach

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    With a fist full fifty’s
     
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  10. ASSASSIN

    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    You have a head that needs regular panel beating.
     
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    off-tap-robbie Forum Regular Gilded x2 Premium Member Gilded

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    Up shit creek without a paddle
     
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  12. Raysie

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    Missed it by a bee's cunt hair.
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    You have a face like a horse's arse.
     
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    off-tap-robbie Forum Regular Gilded x2 Premium Member Gilded

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    As dry as a nun's cunt
     
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  15. ASSASSIN

    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    Useful as tits on a bull
    Cheers big ears
    Have a concrete milkshake
    Relax your flaps
     
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  16. Neil Peart

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    I'm in OZ now but i've lived in the US for many a year. These are some sayings/terms I think are definitely purely oz. Bogan, Bottle-shop/bottle-o, maccas, servo, getting on the piss, taking the piss, no worries mate (possibly the most aussie saying ever), he's a fuckin cadbury, budgie smugglers, chardy, pluggers, durry, goon, pig's arse, and of course the all purpose 'wanker'.
     
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    I use 'fair dinkum ' a lot..its like swearing but it's not
     
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    I don't like the term ' getting on the piss' .
     
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    Head like a half sucked mango

    Not here to fuck spiders is my fav
     
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    Dry as a dead dingos donger, it's one that I use.
     
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