Aussie talk (slang)

[haz123]

Seen better looking heads at the piss trough.

 

[off-tap-robbie]

Fair suck of the sauce

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Funny as a fart in a elevator

 

[kungfuman]

Your face looks like the north end of a southbound camel

 

[Memberberries]

Not too sure if this one has been said yet?

But I've heard your head is uglier than a hatful of assholes!

I like that one, apologies if its already been said.

 

[Motorhead]

I'm not here to fuck spiders.

Never heard that one before, what does it mean?

A good ol' "Gaaarn get fucked" never goes astray.
"I've been awake since sparrow fart" is a good one.

 

[Motorhead]

"You're making more noise than 2 skeletons rooting on a sheet of tin".
"The last time i saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it".
"I'm in more shit than a poofters finger".

 

[086]

Fucken Shazza n Bruce!

 

[Squash the Berries!]

When I ask the younger generation “what they do for a crust”? They just stare blankly!

 

[Sleeky]

Never heard that one before, what does it mean?

A good ol' "Gaaarn get fucked" never goes astray.
"I've been awake since sparrow fart" is a good one.

I’ll answer it..
Would you fuck a spider?

 

[coach]

Dodgy as 9 dollar bill

 

[The DoggFather]

Don't know about you guys but I'm loving this thread lol

Fkn Straya *****!

 

[haz123]

Tighter than a nuns C-------t.

 

[haz123]

As boring as bat shit !!!!

 

[haz123]

Ohh and D Holland's old fav " have a crack".

 

[Legend23]

I'm not here to fuck spiders.

Not here for a ham sandwich

 

[Motorhead]

I’ll answer it..
Would you fuck a spider?

If it wasnt high-maintenence and had a good rack, you betchya!

 

[off-tap-robbie]

Didn't come down in the last shower.

I wasn't born yesterday.

Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

Couldn't lie straight in bed.

 

[haz123]

Couldn't fight his way out of an wet paper bag.

 

[Sleeky]

If it wasnt high-maintenence and had a good rack, you betchya!

Checkmate!

 

[haz123]

And one for the older brigade. " tear the fork out of your best nightie"