Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]

[south of heaven]

Shit..I hope she gets better quick!

All precautions heart rate was bit to high and breathing weird but safe at home now. every bastard is coughing up their lungs though lol

 

[Mr 95%]

All precautions heart rate was bit to high and breathing weird but safe at home now. every bastard is coughing up their lungs though lol

The tissues will be piling high!!

 

[The DoggFather]

ouch , ouch ouch!

is it the viral shit?

Yeah bro so I'm ****ed. My kids caught it from pre school.

 

[The DoggFather]

All precautions heart rate was bit to high and breathing weird but safe at home now. every bastard is coughing up their lungs though lol

Is she ok now bro?

 

[Legend23]

PS stomach acid is flouro yellow lol

Didn't know that till now lol

Stayed at home from school wen i was about 13 mum went to work thought i was faking n just wanted to watch the cricket. Hours later i spewed up this yellow acid i tripped hard didn't know what the fuk it was rang mum asked her if it was possible to spu piss. Lol. Spent 5 days in hospital was fukd.

Hope u n the kids r on the mend. Want to hear that u get out to the game next weekend!

 

[The DoggFather]

Thanks Legend.

What makes it worse it's my boys birthday party tomorrow and we had to cancel it.

Hopefully we are all good for next weekend

 

[south of heaven]

Is she ok now bro?

She sounds terrible on antibiotics but all good little little bubba is also sick that's freaking me a bit.when we got into emergency there were a few coppers around an ice head had just flat lined. And another ice head was near us .this young ambo was an absolute champion told me hed wait next to us to we got moved then told me a few stories about them lol .

 

[The DoggFather]

Ice junkies are the worst type of scum.

Glad everyone is ok pappa bear.

 

[south of heaven]

Ice junkies are the worst type of scum.

Glad everyone is ok pappa bear.

Hope you're tribe gets on the mend fast brother im sending positive swears you're way

 

[Mr 95%]

Well Assassin whatever you do don't play this game..

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!".
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

 

[Boxer]

Just read this wow some viruses going around get well soon hope use all get better!

 

[sgodllubsti]

look after yourself mate keep the battle going

 

[EXPLORER]

Ice junkies are the worst type of scum.

Glad everyone is ok pappa bear.

When I think of ice addicts, I think of zombis to be honest, they are that head fuked

 

[The DoggFather]

Well Assassin whatever you do don't play this game..

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!".
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

Bahahahahahahahahha.

Thanks again for your support guys, I feel it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Bahahahahahahahahha.

Thanks again for your support guys, I feel it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

Worse for what? The Undies? The back of the bowl?

Think positive mate... for example.. $9 EVERY DAY for 24 pack of shit rolls at Coles/Woolies. Flip out a $20 like I do and create a "wall of TP rolls".

Now I can shit myself to my hearts content we've got that much TP around here.

 

[Freakzilla]

All the best wishes to you and your family bro.

 

[Mr Invisible]

I didn't realise that you and SOH wrote an album together?

http://www.shazam.com/track/54209022/the-word-homophobic-is-gay

Love the track names BTW!

 

[The DoggFather]

Worse for what? The Undies? The back of the bowl?

Think positive mate... for example.. $9 EVERY DAY for 24 pack of shit rolls at Coles/Woolies. Flip out a $20 like I do and create a "wall of TP rolls".

Now I can shit myself to my hearts content we've got that much TP around here.

It's not the undies bro, i think I'll have an ice junkies/souths supporters teeth with all this fuking stomach acid.

 

[The DoggFather]

All the best wishes to you and your family bro.

Thanks brother.

BTW I picked my player.

 

[The DoggFather]

I didn't realise that you and SOH wrote an album together?

http://www.shazam.com/track/54209022/the-word-homophobic-is-gay

Love the track names BTW!

That's the censored versions lol