Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]
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The Greatest
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Yes, well, I wasn't going to say anything.
Just so you are aware that it is noted.
Oh damn Assassin, you're in sh1t now.
Sorry dude, can't help you.. dogcart outranks me..
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Need to sig all this while it lasts. :devil:
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Enjoy it while it lasts lol
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Just for you on this one ASSASSIN ...
Farted in my office and it STANK.. literally 10 seconds before the company director comes in to ask me something.
Had to quickly do the ol' "Sorry was just about to race off to the loo if you can't tell, will come back and talk to you in your office"...
Farted in my office and it STANK.. literally 10 seconds before the company director comes in to ask me something.
Had to quickly do the ol' "Sorry was just about to race off to the loo if you can't tell, will come back and talk to you in your office"...
Nah ... rules apply the same to everyone (which is why he's not banned as well).Pays to have friends in high places
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Seriously man? never heard of that happening before ah well guess you learn something new every day. Good that the new stuff is working. Hope it keeps up for you. From what I hear and have seen fluid overload is a bitch makes everything hard but especially your breathing. How has your breathing been? Praying for you man that it will all be over soon!!!
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Well I have been on Lasix now for 3 years so maybe I have become immune to it.
Breathing is up and down bro, though have to admit it's been more up than down these last 2 days.
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Lol that will teach him to drop in unannounced
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Dropped another 4kgs of fluid, nearly hitting my dry weight so I'm in here at least another day.
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Thanks bro
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Lol its always the way , we need a fart and poo thread to share stories
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Yes!! We can call it the "UhOh" thread, or like "Confessional Thread", where one can confess to any number of things.. from "UhOh wifes gonna kill me, I melted the tuppaware" to "Uhoh I dropped my child and bruised them, will my wife kill me", all the way through to the classics like "uhoh .. 2 hrs into an 8hr day, totally sharted myself ... how to cover up"
Nothing funnier than a smelly fart story.
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My brother lit one once. Unfortunately he was wearing a pair of nylon track suit pants at the time. Not a happy ending I can tell you.
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I have plenty and I know plenty lol
Lol
mate of mine tried that once. Held the lighter too close to his arsehole and singed all his ass hair.
Give me 3 stories
i can't get enough of them.
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