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Mr Invisible

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Good to hear mate...

You'll be looking like Giuliana Rancic in no time!

Then watch out peeps... next cycle of Next Top Model he'll pop up showing off his rippling abs, and beating away ladies with his pimp stick!
 

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Good to hear mate...

You'll be looking like Giuliana Rancic in no time!

Then watch out peeps... next cycle of Next Top Model he'll pop up showing off his rippling abs, and beating away ladies with his pimp stick!
I used to have a six-pack..now it's a keg!!!!! :-D
 

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Because I'm losing so much weight, my Cardiologist wants me to stay in here.

****ing bitter-sweet lol
Why is that the case? I thought weight loss was what you needed, is it problematic for the heart?
 

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Na he doesn't want to wreck my momentum losing weight.
Ok , well that is good. Obviously the stay in hospital, the hospital food and the medication are working.( Maybe he knows about your fondness for the odd Abla pastry.. Which is your favourite?)
 

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Translation to English would be "Grandma's arms" lol
 

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Just had blood taken by a natural version of Kim Kardashian, looks like her but a million times better.
Hope it was a natural version of Kim Kardshian, not a version of Bruce Jenner or whatever he/she calls him/herself these days.
 

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Hope it was a natural version of Kim Kardshian, not a version of Bruce Jenner or whatever he/she calls him/herself these days.
Lol i gave blood, not vomit lol
 
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