All I Said Was Outties Are Disgusting...

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Sometimes you don't know you're gay because it's so deeply suppressed. Maybe what you're typing are flagged within the gay catchment . Im not a psychologist or anything but flowers and in particular roses are pretty gay
 

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Sometimes you don't know you're gay because it's so deeply suppressed. Maybe what you're typing are flagged within the gay catchment . Im not a psychologist or anything but flowers and in particular roses are pretty gay
Quite the racist, transphobic, arachnophobic and xenophobic post. #RoseLivesMatter.

The rose is symbolic of all the women in my life.
 

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“You don't shit where you eat or where you come to read about our mighty Dogs and rugby league. You certainly don't try to fuck your band mate's fiancée. Especially when your band mate is your boss.” :grinning:
 

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So I'm a lesbian now? Makes sense seeing as I have a lesbian hairstyle. View attachment 8477
I keep getting adverts on the Kennel with women in partially see through lingerie. The irony is that I'd get a ban if I posted the same thing on the Kennel.
 

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Sometimes you don't know you're gay because it's so deeply suppressed. Maybe what you're typing are flagged within the gay catchment . Im not a psychologist or anything but flowers and in particular roses are pretty gay
His name is K E which kinda sounds like Gayyyyeeeee
 

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You guys can complain all you like... I got the ultimate slap in the face just then..

"VIRGIN AUSTRALIA" ad.

@ASSASSIN might need to have a talk to your bro about the lost city of Arselantis!
 

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“You don't shit where you eat or where you come to read about our mighty Dogs and rugby league. You certainly don't try to fuck your band mate's fiancée. Especially when your band mate is your boss.” :grinning:
Dave Mustaine has a way with words.
 

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Sometimes you don't know you're gay because it's so deeply suppressed. Maybe what you're typing are flagged within the gay catchment . Im not a psychologist or anything but flowers and in particular roses are pretty gay
Roses? So the English War of the Roses in the 1400s was fundamentally about gay rights? My Kingdom my kingdom for that rainbow..bahahaha!
 

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Outies are disgusting, they look like Predator with his mask off.
 

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Outies are disgusting, they look like Predator with his mask off.
Any hole is the goal is one of my mates favorite sayings. But he is an ugly bastard with a face like a hatful of arseholes and perpetual BO.
 

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I didn't think this thread was about belly buttons.
True..but I love women with inny belly buttons..especially when they are right in..I welcome any talk on them...

Just on a personal note..I have a flaty because my guts fat! :fearscream: Lol..
 
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True..but I love women with inny belly buttons..especially when they are right in..I welcome any talk on them...

Just on a personal note..I have a flaty because my guts fat! :fearscream: Lol..
Mine mysteriously gets deeper every year...

Hang on, we're talking about navels, right?
 

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See my above comments regarding IVF :grinning:

Edit: just thought of a funny but related memory.

A few years ago when we first started fertility treatment, I was asked to provide a "sample" and was ushered into a room with a comfy chair and big screen TV and given a jar.

The porn selection was quite extensive, a lesbo channel, some straight stuff, solo, asian etc, but the last channel was full on gay porn.

I thought to myself: if you need this channel, maybe that's why you are having trouble conceiving...

(I think I used the solo girl channel in the end, for those playing at home).

I was once asked to provide a sample too and the lady at the reception gave me the plastic jar, I went to the toilet had a wank , got my seamen in the jar , came back to reception and gave it back to receptionist.

The lady looked at me bemused and said " I wanted a urine sample"
 
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