All I Said Was Outties Are Disgusting...

[K E]

These ads seem to have it in for me. Premature, um, arriving and now this...

 

[CroydonDog]

Well, answer the question at least.

 

[Sleeky]

That’s deceiving.

I clicked on your image where it says write your reply and it zoomed in on the gay couple...
watch the ads I’ll start getting now FMD

 

[The_Chimpster]

And why do you suppose that is, KE?

 

[K E]

I guess I'm super gay as not only do I love gay cruises, guys turn me on so much I cum very quickly/prematurely. Learn something new....

But having said that, gays are thin, neat, stylish and well kept. I have a gut, the missus is always cleaning up after me, I wear whatever the hell isn't in the washing and my man cave is a mess most of the time. So, kinda gay?

 

[K E]

Oh, yeah. And I'm married to a broad. Who's pregnant. Unless she was born a dude and swallowed a baby?

I need to have a chat with "her".

 

[CroydonDog]

Oh, yeah. And I'm married to a broad. Who's pregnant. Unless she was born a dude and swallowed a baby?

I need to have a chat with "her".

That all means nothing TBH.

Plenty of gay guys get married. Elton John, Oscar Wilde, John Tavolta.

My own child was conceived using IVF. Didn't require any sexual intercourse, just some porn.

 

[CroydonDog]

I'm just getting air conditioning ads... pretty boring...

 

[Sleeky]

See, now I’m getting anything to do with cruises (see above)

 

[K E]

That all means nothing TBH.

Plenty of gay guys get married. Elton John, Oscar Wilde, John Tavolta.

My own child was conceived using IVF. Didn't require any sexual intercourse, just some porn.

Then it's settled. I'm a homo, "wife" is a dude and "she's" pretending to be pregnant.

 

[K E]

So I'm a lesbian now? Makes sense seeing as I have a lesbian hairstyle.

 

[CroydonDog]

Then it's settled. I'm a homo, "wife" is a dude and "she's" pretending to be pregnant.

See my above comments regarding IVF

Edit: just thought of a funny but related memory.

A few years ago when we first started fertility treatment, I was asked to provide a "sample" and was ushered into a room with a comfy chair and big screen TV and given a jar.

The porn selection was quite extensive, a lesbo channel, some straight stuff, solo, asian etc, but the last channel was full on gay porn.

I thought to myself: if you need this channel, maybe that's why you are having trouble conceiving...

(I think I used the solo girl channel in the end, for those playing at home).

 

[CroydonDog]

So I'm a lesbian now? Makes sense seeing as I have a lesbian hairstyle. View attachment 8477

That, or you're in the market for a new printer?

How do you think I feel? I already bought an air conditioner.

 

[Mr 95%]

I searched ‘Bigis Dickis’ and now I keep getting adds for ‘E Harmony’ with my profile pic!

 

[CroydonDog]

I searched ‘Bigis Dickis’ and now I keep getting adds for ‘E Harmony’ with my profile pic!

Well obviously you dont need a larger penis, so you wont get ads for that...

 

[CroydonDog]

I got in the car to duck up to the shops.

Elton John playing on the radio.

Now I dont know what to feel.

 

[Mr 95%]

Well obviously you dont need a larger penis, so you wont get ads for that...

Lol.. Well I think E Harmony better be careful..they may get sued for false advertising..

 

[CroydonDog]

Lol.. Well I think E Harmony better be careful..they may get sued for false advertising..

I met my wife on E harmony!

 

[Mr 95%]

So I'm a lesbian now? Makes sense seeing as I have a lesbian hairstyle.

On your balls?

 

[Mr 95%]

I met my wife on E harmony!

Looks like false advertising works! Lol..