10 things I hate about Australia

[Wahesh]

Waltzing Matilda
Who fucking killed her
Lying on the grass
With her finger up her arse

LMFAO I LOVE YOU BRO

 

[The DoggFather]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU BRO

Didn't you learn that in school?

 

[Wahesh]

Didn't you learn that in school?

Nah man, in school all my boys did was talk about what they did/were doing on the weekend or what party they were going to. Bunch of boring Karmichaels.

 

[The DoggFather]

Nah man, in school all my boys did was talk about what they did/were doing on the weekend or what party they were going to. Bunch of boring Karmichaels.

I learnt it in year 3 lol

 

[south of heaven]

I learnt it in year 3 lol

Aye like milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolates made.
And
When you go down to the woods today
You ought to be in disguise
When you go down the woods today you ought be in for a suprise.
Cause mum and dad are having a jab
Uncle Bob is pulling his knob
And aunty sue is having a screw with grandpa....

 

[The DoggFather]

Aye like milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolates made.
And
When you go down to the woods today
You ought to be in disguise
When you go down the woods today you ought be in for a suprise.
Cause mum and dad are having a jab
Uncle Bob is pulling his knob
And aunty sue is having a screw with grandpa....

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha the fuck did you go to school, Newcastle? Lol

I fucked your sister
I fucked your cat
Tried to fuck your mum
But the bitch was too fat

 

[south of heaven]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha the fuck did you go to school, Newcastle? Lol

Woy woy bro lol knew how to make a bong before i could tie my shoelaces lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Woy woy bro lol knew how to make a bong before i could tie my shoelaces lol

Always used to piss myself laughing when my mum would wonder why our garden hose kept getting shorter lol

 

[Bulldog_4_Life]

1. The over saturation of units, building of houses with no backyards, distance between them. Apartments turning suburbs into concrete jungles and ghettos. This creates traffic issues.
2. Multiculturalism rammed down your throat and being told HOW you should live by others (aka Australia being forced to change by minority groups).
3. People who struggle at basic tasks like KEEPING YOUR LAWNS FREE OF 1m TALL WEEDS!
4. Rent a Crowd and the PC brigade.
5. Anyone who considers there are more than 2 genders.
6. Vegans, Vegetarians, and any other dumb **** trying to force ideologies down ones throat.
7. The Feminist Movement.
8. Help for dole bludgers and Centrelink scammers, not for people that actually need it.
9. Indigenous Australians who can't get over the Stolen Generation, and still need handouts.
10. Overseas AID when we have farmers and homeless who need help.

I was going to write the same thing especially points 1,2,5,7 and 8.

 

[Wahesh]

Aye like milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolates made.
And
When you go down to the woods today
You ought to be in disguise
When you go down the woods today you ought be in for a suprise.
Cause mum and dad are having a jab
Uncle Bob is pulling his knob
And aunty sue is having a screw with grandpa....

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha the fuck did you go to school, Newcastle? Lol

I fucked your sister
I fucked your cat
Tried to fuck your mum
But the bitch was too fat

I can't breathe

 

[jasonsmith11]

i hate living outside the tropics and having zero fresh produce for about 6 months of the year, dead trees

 

[Mr Invisible]

Well nation of convicts so kinda fitting

The Original White English Dindus!

Ps this country itself is fucking fantastic, its a big fucking arse country with a whole lot of nothing in between but fuck where else can you have tropical islands, deserts, and fuckin snowfield with crocs sharks jelly fish spiders and snakes that can fuck your life in under half an hour . And still get around some parts in the middle of winter in fucking thongs and boardies

This is why I love Australia. There is so much of it that people barely discover outside major cities.

Example:

Crystal Shower Falls - near Dorrigo (Photo taken from a rope suspension bridge)
You can get down behind that waterfall too!

View from inside Dorrigo National Park

Red Cedar Falls.

Photo doesn't really do justice to Red Cedar Falls above so allow me to throw down some numbers.

The track to this waterfall is 11kms from Dorrigo National Park, down a graded unsealed road.

From the parking lot it is a 4.5 km trek to where Rosewood Creek path intersects down to the falls. From that path it's about a 100m descent winding its way down incredibly steep terrain for another 1.5kms in each direction odd.

You come out at the base, look up, and see this.

That waterfall is about a 40m straight drop (that gives you an idea of the scale). I'm resting against a rockwall at the base of rock pool. Over my right shoulder is the second falls (which you can't easly get to) which drops about another 200m into the valley/forest floor below.

All you hear are whipbirds, bowerbirds, and the rush of water.

So incredibly beautiful and serene. Nobody else there! Wifey and I stayed there about an hour or two just taking it all in.

Only downside was the hike 1.5kms back up, and then from the junction point 2.2 kms through the forest back to the car park.

All the above with about 5-8kgs of camera gear on me.

 

[EXPLORER]

Just so people get an idea, I share the same thoughts as Issac on this matter.
I even talk in the same mannerism and have similar opinions about radio and media as this guy.

Just don’t have the Ned Kelly look.
So true what he says about Southern cross tats as well.

I agree with all his points
Number 1 especially

 

[Flanagun]

So you want our national anthem to be about stealing.

Well, that would be more honest if you look at the pricks who govern us.... lol

 

[Bad Billy]

8. Our national anthem (which should be Waltzing Matilda)

This gets my vote;

Can’t even hear it without tearing up.

 

[rainman]

I still gave NFI what "toil" and "girt" mean FFS.

Toil is taking time off work for additional unpaid hours
Grit is like some type of dirt

 

[Mr Invisible]

I still gave NFI what "toil" and "girt" mean FFS.

@Wahesh
Australians all let us rejoice = All Australians be joyful.
For we are young and free = For the country is young and freewilled.
With golden soil and wealth for toil = With fertile soil and wealth for putting in hard work.
Our home is girt by sea. = Our home is surrounded by ocean.

 

[The DoggFather]

I love Australia, just hate the ***** in it lol

 

[Memberberries]

I agree with all his points
Number 1 especially

He doing comedy tour across the country.
Not surprised that sydneynisnt on his list for places to stop.
Like he says we used to be a nation that could take the piss out of ourselves.

Now everyone wants to be offended.
E.g Issome gets offended when you call him a homosexual, the correct term is Issome is a gay man.

Um no, if you’re saying Issome is a gay man then you mean he’s a homosexual.

 

[Rodzilla]

wtf advance australia fair is about 858% better than waltzing matilda