News ‘Put the house on it’: Viral NRL conspiracy says Bulldogs to win 2024 premiership

[Bad Billy]

It’s a lock, guys.
ive seen the future and it is indeed bright.

 

[John Matrix]

 

[bcmf]

A little bit of confidence goes a long way. That’s all we need. Everyone in the team is so talented, and on our day we can go toe to toe with most teams.

 

[JackDog]

No side step Lang

Both had prominent chins as well

 

[axeman23]

No side step Lang

"The Grateful Chin!"

 

[ILiveForDib]

Wont win in 24 but I wouldn’t mind breaking the cycle and winning twice every 10 years.

 

[childofglossop]

Pretty funky Oakley's.
Can someone spot me $123?

Should be 1000-1 by rights, but I like the instant karma logic

 

[Kung fu man]

Not a chance after we play this years top 8 in the first 8 rounds of 24

 

[T-Rocket]

Already bought my grand final tickets

 

[Bulldog1966]

Yeah sure send me your bank details

Can u make it 246 as I'd like a pair too..back in the day I was forever fucking losing Raybans on the golf course.

 

[Trinfly]

Can u make it 246 as I'd like a pair too..back in the day I was forever fucking losing Raybans on the golf course.

Ha ha

 

[WillieMasonFan]

But Gus said that our goal was to be back into the top 8 in 2026 or 2027 - I am leaning towards Gus on this one!

 

[SexBomb]

Finally, a conspiracy I can get behind.

Got your blue and white tin foil hat ready?

 

[SexBomb]

And one I know is BS!

UNLESS Gus pulls off a miracle and signs Hunt/Twal/Saifiti/SST/Hutchison and they all have absolute injury free, blinder seasons,
Burton wins the Dally M.
Xerri, Crighton and Taafe are absolute attacking machines,
Each player has a MOM performance atleast once a year,

Also need every other team to shit the bed everytime we play them inlcuding in the GF.

Let me remind you of 1988

 

[Alan79]

I'd love for this to somehow become a reality. In all honesty I would be happy to still have hopes of being in the top 8 by the last 5-6 games of next year and playing good enough footy that I want to watch games.

All things considered I think our backline should be good enough to threaten most teams particularly if Xerri comes back with form. Our halves are both promising (or people wouldn't be annoyed that they haven't pulled out miracle plays to win more games). But both need to get consistent. Hope a preseason helps with that.

Our back row stocks have some real gems in Preston and Kikau. King was great again until he started carrying injury. Who fills out the pack will be anyone's guess. We'll make a few more signings retain some players. Whether we're able to sign huge upgrades or small ones only the club knows. Those big upgrades already made are in the backline.

Presently our biggest weakness is going to be the pack. I can see us signing a few more hard workers easily enough. Marquee forwards not so easily. Will require someone with a cap squeeze at a time that it's gone up and retention is much easier. I think we'll improve a lot, but probably not enough to keep our pattern of premierships going. I live in hope though.

 

[dogluva]

Would be nice but I can only think of a word of four syllables to describe this..... de-lu-sion-al

We would have to improve 1000 fold. The top teams would need to implode and by far the biggest problem consists of the bunker and on field officials... Welcome to OZ....

 

[Cantabrian35]

In 2003, Australia beat India in the Men's Cricket World Cup final...

 

[Berries]

We are reduced to myths and legends. The wheel of time turns

 

[Cantabrian35]

We are reduced to myths and legends. The wheel of time turns

Not at all. However, it would be an even sorrier state if we can't recognise what is obviously light hearted banter for what it is.

 

[Chris Harding]

only problem is we're a long way from even making the top 8 to begin with

Those statistics only tell us what happened in the past. They do not portend the future anymore than reading tealeaves.