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He doesn't piss himself or dry hump poodles so the Roosters are out.

Tim Browne

Entertaining to say the least. Can't wait for the second game. Lookout TRex.

Fair enough. We should send that fat **** Hickey over there.

Q: What does a Gynaecologist and Dougy the Pizza boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but they're not allowed to eat it.

Until he re-signs, I'll remain nervous.

Maude Flanders

Hurricane Neddy Flanders: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly... aw, hell-diddly-ding-dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!

Me fail English. That's unpossible.

My eyes. The goggles do nothing.

check outside your window mate? Can you see fire and brimstone because I think your in hell.

Legend has it he once ate 4 chickens in one sitting. I don't care who you are, that's impressive.

Not with a hairstyle like that. Looks like a mean Vanilla Ice

Wasn't Ackland a cricketer?

Agree 100%. Mulholland is the best talent scout in the country by a mile. I know Hasler has his dick firmly inserted in Cleal's anus, but it's time to pull out and move forward, starting with Egan and Cleal being shown the door.

We need to hang on to the ball. Too many errors this year.

Nah, he's the mediocre performance coach.

Correct, no suspension for Maloney or that mongoloid lookalike Burgess.

That'll be next, no body bumping.

Hamstring

We can't afford to lose him because there's **** all let in the cupboard. Whatever the figure is to keep him at Belmore, pay it.

More like Claymore

Probably sucking on Smith's love muscle.

Dude, your not bagging Rona are you? Say it ain't so

I don't see what all the fuss is about. He's good but not great. He has talent and ability but a long way to go before he is great. If he or his manager have a problem with the dogs then **** off. I don't think the dogs will rip him off financially.

You can't ban a guy who has an avatar like Marley's

1. Twin number 1 2. Curtis 3. Twin number 2 4. Lafai (sigh) 5. Phillips 6. Moses 7. Shitkinson (only because **** knuckle looks like getting suspended again) 8. Tolman 9. Michael 10. Klemmer 11. Jacko 12. Frank (if injured then Lane) 13. Beastwood 14. Fatso 15. Graham 16. Browne 17. Lloyd (if...

I think Taylor has already signed with the Titans.

Sorry dude, Reynolds to stay. As for Sam Williams, I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

Because one of the sharks players said there were funnel webs on it

It's been a roller coaster since Black Friday.

Agree, we're stuck with Dorothy for another season.

Polla mounter and Ricky

I miss Kev

What a bunch of shit bombs. Here's my list 1. Greg Fleming 2. Troy Clarke 3. Andy Patmore 4. Darren McCarthy 5. Brett Howland 6. Greg Mackey 7. Smokin' Joe Williams 8. Scott Tronc 9 Ben Gillies 10. Brandon Lee 11. Adam Briedson 12. Jake Foster 13. Matt Fuller 14. Kane Cleal 15 Charlie Leaeno...

Ffs, can you please change your avatar? Every time I see your post I get a hard on.

Its a sensitive issue. People in my work environment don't talk about their income and new people aren't asked "how much are you on". Players feel that its a private matter. Unfortunately for them, the media don't.

Makes a bit more sense. I was starting to think he'd been into the metho.

I listened to the game on triple M. I couldn't believe how loud that chant was over the radio. Commentators said the atmosphere was unbelievable. Here's another green thumb.

25000 I think

Nothing pleasers like maltesers

In Brisbane, I get mine from IGA

Sure do

Polly Waffle

Our 1st priority should be to sign him up for life. This guys a freak.

Parker use to do the same shit when he first started.

Lloyd is still learning his trade. Give him time negger.

1 - Slater 2 - Hayne 3 - Daley 4 - Meninga 5 - Grothe (snr) 6 - Fittler 7 - Johns 8 - Lazarus 9 - C.Smith 10 - Harragon 11 - Tallis 12 - SBW 13 - Clyde 14 - Sam Burgess 15 - Roach 16 - Wayne Pearce 17 - Thurston

Bit of colourful language ain't gonna hurt the game. Some of the language I use to hear as a 9yo watching games at Lidcombe Oval would make an old sailor blush.

You might be right, Nick was just spotted in Bondi with a large briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. No more paper bags.

Francis is contracted to the Broncos who are providing counselling. As you would expect, he's really struggling.

How good was that try by the way?

I'd say he's got the shits because Hodko is on the outer.

I think he wants a better back up winger.

I hate reading TRex and upgraded in the same sentence.

Relax mate. No need to crucify someone's reasonable post. Try a Valium.

Here ends the lesson

He's on the same bus as Vidot.

****ing origin

Lol - that boy makes me giggle.

Where is bulldog_fag by the way? Last post I read from him, said he'd made the test cricket team again. Must be in the West Indies then.

That's twice as much as he normally does.

Compared to the shit he's been dishing up for us, I thought last night was a good game.

I think your right. If Hodko stays we will more the likely lose Mbye. I strongly believe Mbye and Reynolds are our future halves. Full credit to Hodko, he played well last night. Hopefully that can continue for the rest of the year.

Wolfie's a lady buddy, just for future reference.

Not a bad looking team.

No fuss, just a chat. We'd all support a dog turd if it were painted blue and white.

I think he was playing for Sunshine Coast in QLD cup when Manly signed him, although I'm not sure. If that's the case, he'll probably end up back there. Although his manager might try Japanese or French rugby first for the pay cheque.

No, he's not. Unfortunately, that **** up of his came at a really, really bad time. People are just frustrated. Where's Loko ffs. I keep hearing how great he is, the next SBW and all the rest of it. The only things I've heard since he's arrived are, he's injured, pissed as a skunk driving around...

Yeah, I noticed that.

People have the right to an opinion, even if we disagree. That's what makes these forums interesting. Yeah sometimes people get carried away and target certain players. At the end of the day it doesn't really matter because Hasler doesnt make decisions based on what's written in here. If we all...

More often than not, Mbye is one of our top 3 players on the field. Same can't be said for Hodko this year.

Having all those players out certainly has hurts us. Having a shithouse halfback hasn't helped either.

What would you like to discuss?

I think Bennett has done a similar thing with Vidot as he did with Thaiday earlier in the year.

I know I'll get crucified by you lot for this but there may be some out there who are interested. I have a relative who works for the Broncos (recruitment and development). He rarely gives me any information on player movement because he would lose his job if word got out. He knows I'm a dogs...

Agree its retarded by the way.

Lloyd is still learning and is nowhere near ready for 1st grade. Sam should never play fullback again, obviously needs to stay on the wing. This should be his last year. Lafai is a good centre hampered by injury this year. Kaufusi just hasn't worked out in terms of first grade. Good for helping...

Didn't you have a crack at me earlier when I mentioned players missing is just an excuse?

Of course it's going to make a difference, but we had a decent team out their today that should of stayed a bit closer to the Titans than what they did.

lol - he played pretty well bud. And yeah, he did outplay us.

Your kidding about Sezer aren't you?

Relax, no one is comparing anything. This 'players missing' excuse is wearing thin. We were beaten by the better team led by Sezer who showed us all how a half should play.

Titans had 3 or 4 missing and they never looked like losing.

They're all our bogey team.

Frightful but true.

You mean Grub God.

How could you Des? Pointing a finger at a Journo. That's just not on.

Doesn't surprise me, Dorothy ain't going anywhere.

Pancake

So would I, Anasta has a head that screams " ****ing hit me".

Parramatta paid 1.2 mil (reported) for Foran. I think he's a great player, but that's way over. IMO, around 750k is more realistic.

Every now and then a post appears that makes me laugh so hard I need to take an extra blood pressure tablet. Here's one such post.

Moses smelled the roses. Not happy with 500k a year. Must have shit for brains. Maybe that was 1 million Vietnamese dong.

wtf

Definitely - no warranty, no refunds. Once he crosses the border, there's no coming back. All jokes aside, I feel for him and any other player who goes through long periods of poor form. A change of club might do him good.

If that ain't a sweet piece of information I don't know what is.

Dear Titans, For sale - one SOO halfback. Years of NRL experience, goal kicker and field goal expert. Both knees in perfect working order. Only $350k, that's half of what your prepared to pay Moses. We can offer 24 months interest free, nothing to pay until June 2017. But hurry, offer ends 30...