You should know
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But you know - as you hoped last week - I am a changed man!
One of many differences between us is it only took a single short ban for me to see the error of my ways as opposed to your 47 (some lengthy) bans, but hey, let's not let facts get in the way!
And despite your attempt to lump me in with known perpetrators of domestic violence, I am choosing to overlook this and propose that we plan a get together to celebrate our new found clarity! Unfortunately since I’m not yet C-19 vaccinated (again, I overlook your reference to it being a fake virus) - Australia’s borders are still closed - so that rules out Tallinn for now. But I KNOW you’ll be happy to be returned traveller, pay your $3000 and spend two weeks in quarantine in the Holiday Inn so we can enjoy a toast together. Local venues: I think Granville might not be appropriate on account of being, well, Granville. So I suggest Breakfast Point. I will even offer you a tour given this suburb didn’t exist when you claimed to have lived there. In terms of breaking bread, to celebrate our respective heritages, I will arrange a shisha pipe and some meat pies. Because you’re TOTALLY Lebanese and I recognise how those 4 months in Beirut as a baby absolutely defined you. I really do!
Please note however - when I’m not smiling or laughing during our meeting, it’s only because laugh reacts are considered offensive and harassment - but know your jokes are rib cracking hilarious! Truly.
We can conclude our time together with a cruise - the Mortlake Ferry is nearby. On the other side, I’d like to take you to Dinkum Studios for a music surprise. I won’t reveal the details here, I would really like to leave that as something special - my gift to you! I have chosen a musical theme given the generally accepted meaning of Nasheed being musical chants. Someone tried to suggest to me that your definition of Nasheed meant ‘beautiful’ - but I said ‘No! he is not that vain!’. So I think my plan for Dinkum Studios is just perfect - you’ll love it! Please email your RSVP to dinkum
@objectmail.com and I’ll get planning - we’ll swap notes on the way, you can send me your arrival details etc. I'll have an Opal card topped up for you to get to Breakfast Point.
Can’t wait
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