Advance Australia Fair lyric change

[EXPLORER]

local girls think my penis is small, mongolian women think its normal, so thats my strategy

but once again stop being gay and worried about my cock, also you should apologise immediately, this is like mocking someone with a disability

Are you homophobic Rod?
Just a simple question...
Yes
Or
No

 

[Rodzilla]

Are you homophobic Rod?
Just a simple question...
Yes
Or
No

of course im homophobic, theres 2 types of guys, gays and homophobics tbh

my theory is if you dont mind guys banging you in the ass then you are gay and if you do mind then you are homophobic

i dont mind whatever you want to do with other guys but leave me out of it and dont talk about my penis

 

[Baseball Furies]

Same, the NZ anthum is one of the best in the world.

And the way they transition from traditional Maori to English during the anthem is spine tingling...

Buggers...

 

[EXPLORER]

of course im homophobic, theres 2 types of guys, gays and homophobics tbh

my theory is if you dont mind guys banging you in the ass then you are gay and if you do mind then you are homophobic

i dont mind whatever you want to do with other guys but leave me out of it and dont talk about my penis

Your wrong.

There are more than 2 types of guys.

True, there are gays,
And homophobes.

There are also guys who fuck both men and woman, they are bi sexual.

What kind of man are you Rod,

 

[EXPLORER]

And the way they transition from traditional Maori to English during the anthem is spine tingling...

Buggers...

To be honest, it kinda helps when they can use one Mouri language

Kinda hard for us to do somthing similar as a regular thing given how many native languages we have in Australia.

 

[Rodzilla]

Your wrong.

There are more than 2 types of guys.

True, there are gays,
And homophobes.

There are also guys who fuck both men and woman, they are bi sexual.

What kind of man are you Rod,

i personally put bi sexual men into the gay category

dont worry about what kind of man i am, just think of me as much smarter than you and someone who you shouldnt fuck with, i know youve been waiting to get me on something and win but you made a mistake choosing to do it over national anthem lyrics, you should have waited for something better to come up

 

[EXPLORER]

i personally put bi sexual men into the gay category

dont worry about what kind of man i am, just think of me as much smarter than you and someone who you shouldnt fuck with, i know youve been waiting to get me on something and win but you made a mistake choosing to do it over national anthem lyrics, you should have waited for something better to come up

Haha,
Hey mate, im not trying for a gotcha moment.
Im just enjoying your company.
Flogging down rain, not much else to do to pass the time.

And im trying to help you be less angry on the world.
And get you to be happier so you stop trying to change everything all the time.

I here to help mate.

 

[wendog33]

The French Anthem is pretty good.

 

[Rodzilla]

Haha,
Hey mate, im not trying for a gotcha moment.
Im just enjoying your company.
Flogging down rain, not much else to do to pass the time.

And im trying to help you be less angry on the world.
And get you to be happier so you stop trying to change everything all the time.

I here to help mate.

if you want to make me happier then you should close your kennel account or never post ever again, that would just about do the trick

 

[south of heaven]

The French Anthem is pretty good.

It didn't fire them up for ww2

 

[wendog33]

It didn't fire them up for ww2

Lovers not fighters.

 

[south of heaven]

Why not go with this chics one ? Seems to work?

 

[Rodzilla]

It didn't fire them up for ww2

french get a bad wrap, the british would have been fucked too if they didnt have a channel to hide behind

and its not like they are italy losing to ethiopia

 

[wendog33]

Why not go with this chics one ? Seems to work?

OMG think of the Roo!

 

[wendog33]

Why not go with this chics one ? Seems to work?

Hands down 100% better.

 

[EXPLORER]

if you want to make me happier then you should close your kennel account or never post ever again, that would just about do the trick

Come on Rod,
I thought you were made of better stuff than that.
I tell ya what ill do.
Ill follow you round all over the kennel till you grow to love me.
I know its hard for you.
I know i know.....im white.
But honestly, dont believe everything you hear on buzzfeed.
White people are not so bad.
Look at all the great nations we have built.
You should open your heart to us.
We have opened ours to you.

 

[Rodzilla]

Come on Rod,
I thought you were made of better stuff than that.
I tell ya what ill do.
Ill follow you round all over the kennel till you grow to love me.
I know its hard for you.
I know i know.....im white.
But honestly, dont believe everything you hear on buzzfeed.
White people are not so bad.
Look at all the great nations we have built.
You should open your heart to us.
We have opened ours to you.

this is something a stalker would say, you are like robin williams when he played that crazy photo developer

get some help, next meeting at the KKK ask someone if they know a good therapist

 

[south of heaven]

this is something a stalker would say, you are like robin williams when he played that crazy photo developer

get some help, next meeting at the KKK ask someone if they know a good therapist

Uncle si? Put your penis in his mouth

 

[EXPLORER]

this is something a stalker would say, you are like robin williams when he played that crazy photo developer

get some help, next meeting at the KKK ask someone if they know a good therapist

Haha,
Rodney, there is hope for you.
Look, i know buzz feed has warped your mind, the Kkk? Haha.
Its not existant mate. You and i have nothing to worry about.

White people are not your enemy mate.
We love you, open our hearts to you.
Wish you well, and hope for the best
We just want everyone to get a long.

Honestly mate. Stop watching buzzfeed.
Its all fake news and full of hatred.

Your a funny guy, you are worth saving.

Come to me Rodney, let me help you learn to love white people.

Open your heart to me.

 

[Rodzilla]

Haha,
Rodney, there is hope for you.
Look, i know buzz feed has warped your mind, the Kkk? Haha.
Its not existant mate. You and i have nothing to worry about.

White people are not your enemy mate.
We love you, open our hearts to you.
Wish you well, and hope for the best
We just want everyone to get a long.

Honestly mate. Stop watching buzzfeed.
Its all fake news and full of hatred.

Your a funny guy, you are worth saving.

Come to me Rodney, let me help you learn to love white people.

Open your heart to me.

i know since covid the KKK has had to hold online meetings but they had a presence in Australia and you would love nothing better than to be a part of it

i guarantee if you lived in Mississippi in 1870 you would have loved every minute of it and you would have complained when they changed the laws that you cant kill innocent black people anymore only suspected guilty ones