Ritz v Jatz

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Mr Invisible

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Ritz are cheaper and a little more oily.
Jatz are dry as all buggery, hence with salt on them it's like eating 50 grit sandpaper.
 

Howard Moon

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Can't go past a three pack box of Ritz accompanied by quality Hommus
 

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ive never had ritz, i just assumed that jatz were good
 

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OK so I bought some Ritz biscuits just to try them again as I've always thought they tasted stale.. Might've been a bad batch or maybe opened/ expired etc nope still taste stale and are inferior to Jatz..
 

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OK so I bought some Ritz biscuits just to try them again as I've always thought they tasted stale.. Might've been a bad batch or maybe opened/ expired etc nope still taste stale and are inferior to Jatz..
WTF? How are Ritz the ones that taste stale? Jatz are the ones that taste like a coaster.
 

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WTF? How are Ritz the ones that taste stale? Jatz are the ones that taste like a coaster.
Im on the jatz train they are meant to be bland flavor comes from the dips , hummus and jatz good hommus not so good, jatz with capsicum pistachios parmesan dip is pure goodness
 

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Im on the jatz train they are meant to be bland flavor comes from the dips , hummus and jatz good hommus not so good, jatz with capsicum pistachios parmesan dip is pure goodness
Have you tried the chilli, cashew and parmesan dip?

You could eat the **** with a spoon, fuck crackers
 

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WTF? How are Ritz the ones that taste stale? Jatz are the ones that taste like a coaster.
It's the texture, the crunch.. The subtle taste of salt and butter with that "crunch" .

Ritz is kind of soft and oily , a bit like that Jatz biscuit that's been sitting on a plate overnight with the remains of an oily , messy platter of food seeped into it .

It's like secondhand food
 
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