Ritz v Jatz

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Ambrosia v horseshit, delicate, flaky amazingness v dry, cardboard circles. which do you prefer?

One can be eaten by the truck load simply on its own and the other causes dehydration.
 

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Ritz 1000%

Ritz are the Cadilac of crackers
 

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*from a dimly lit corridor Salada appears*

Now the only issue is what goes on it....

My answer: Cream Cheese and Pineapple dip or Gherkin dip.
 

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*from a dimly lit corridor Salada appears*

Now the only issue is what goes on it....

My answer: Cream Cheese and Pineapple dip or Gherkin dip.
Cream cheese and WHAT? That sounds amazing. Got a recipe?
 

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*from a dimly lit corridor Salada appears*

Now the only issue is what goes on it....

My answer: Cream Cheese and Pineapple dip or Gherkin dip.
What is this pineapple dip you speak of? And how do I get my hands on some?
 

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Eh. They’re both good you food snobs.
 

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Water crackers with cracked pepper with a mango cheese wheel
 

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Cream cheese and WHAT? That sounds amazing. Got a recipe?
What is this pineapple dip you speak of? And how do I get my hands on some?
I don't think you can buy it off the shelf. Mum used to whip it up for parties so the recipie will be online somewhere.

The gherkin one I think was identical just gherkin instead of pineapple.

It's bloody delicious... hence the salada because you can put half a tonne on it and it won't snap :D
 

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Ritz and dips all the way. I can sit there and eat 1 pack of Ritz with my dip while watching a movie.
 

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The Mrs picked up some Sriracha Hummus from Aldi the other day. Definitely going to crack it open tonight.
 

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I love this thread. I've quietly wondered over the years are there really people out there who will buy Ritz over Jatz?
 

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Cheese sliced with a potato peeler and a bread and butter cucumber on jatz is the shit
 

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Get on the black swan hummus roasted garlic its dick hardening.
Aslo hummus and jalapeno
I'll give them a go, but as a sand nice guy, I approve and endorse the Aldi brand hummus.

Closest thing to home made, nowhere near as good as home made, but damn good.
 

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I'll give them a go, but as a sand nice guy, I approve and endorse the Aldi brand hummus.

Closest thing to home made, nowhere near as good as home made, but damn good.
I make my own a lot of the time you think something with basic ingredients should be easy but im always missing something.
Its improving but needs tweak
 

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Chickpeas (real, not canned)
Fresh lemon
Salt
Tahini
Garlic

The amount of Tahini makes it or breaks it.

I'll make some when I venture up to your hood.
 

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Chickpeas (real, not canned)
Fresh lemon
Salt
Tahini
Garlic

The amount of Tahini makes it or breaks it.

I'll make some when I venture up to your hood.
Yep ive even roasted and skinned the chic peas .i find the unhuled Tahini gives it more punch. I need a high end olive oil to drown it in also
 
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