Ritz v Jatz

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It's the texture, the crunch.. The subtle taste of salt and butter with that "crunch" .

Ritz is kind of soft and oily , a bit like that Jatz biscuit that's been sitting on a plate overnight with the remains of an oily , messy platter of food seeped into it .

It's like secondhand food
It's the texture of cork/a coaster. The stale crunch. The not so subtle taste of a wooden plank that tastes like what I'd imagine is that white dog shit.

Ritz are flakey amazingness. They taste so good that you don't need anything on them. Perfection is untouched.
 

Wolfmother

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It's the texture of cork/a coaster. The stale crunch. The not so subtle taste of a wooden plank that tastes like what I'd imagine is that white dog shit.

Ritz are flakey amazingness. They taste so good that you don't need anything on them. Perfection is untouched.
Haha you win. Lol @white dog shit
 

Wahesh

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Well well well... take a look at this:

 
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