The Lame Joke Thread

[dvsbastard]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Cough, gag, choke, etc.

 

[Memberberries]

I must admit that was pretty funny

I can picture it happening

 

[RAM]

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.*

 

[Aaron]

* Merged *

 

[-Kurry-]

Did you hear about the constipated mathamatician???


..
He worked it out with a pencil



(laughed soooo hard when i first read it)

 

[Bry]

Did you hear about the constipated mathamatician???


..
He worked it out with a pencil



(laughed soooo hard when i first read it)

You did?





Anyone know what happened to KE?

 

[-Kurry-]

You did?

yes,yes i did. dont knock my sense of humour...

i find the smallest thing amusing....and i have a very creative imagination and visualised it a little too well......

 

[TCB-BD]

Q: Why was the Tomato blushing?

A: Because he saw the salad dressing


Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb into a tree and act like a nut...


Q: Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

A: They all have phones


Ok now those are lame...

 

[Leesee]

what starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?





































































an envelope.

BOOM TISH!

 

[roc-a-fella]

who robbed the tampon store(somewhere in England where they have tampon stores)?


Some bloody c***...

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

How many internet moderators does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows, they're all still bumbling round in the dark imagining they're enlightened.

 

[Özil]

What do you call a flying kangaroo that doesnt fly?

QANTAS

 

[Ndawai]

What do you call a Boomerang that does not come back?

A stick!

 

[Wahesh]

Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
Someone threw a washing machine at him!!

@TANK 2.0 @Mr Invisible @south of heaven @Boxer @Mitch Connor
LMFAO FMD LOL... I'm dead LOL.

 

[Wahesh]

Did you ever think...

You are very unlikely to find a negative review of a parachute when trying to buy one online?

 

[maroondog72]

Why are kiwis like sperm.....,.......,millions of em come out but only one works!!
I apologise in advance to all the kiwis on the kennel lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

Des Hasler

There we go .. lamest joke in the entire thread

 

[The DoggFather]

Why are kiwis like sperm.....,.......,millions of em come out but only one works!!
I apologise in advance to all the kiwis on the kennel lol

Well my kiwi hearts not working well so you may be onto something lol

 

[maroondog72]

Well my kiwi hearts not working well so you may be onto something lol

Hope you feel better brother broken heart or not your the man!

 

[Realist90]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Cough, gag, choke, etc.

I always knew she was a low key slut.