Wahesh
The Forefather of The Kennel
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Yep. Another slow day means another "lotto" thread, so let's get this one started. Let's raise the bar a little though, let's say you won a billion dollars this time?
Firstly, I would tie a clear suitcase visibly loaded with $1,000,000 cash to a toe-bar, and very slowly drive it directly in front of Des Hasler and Ray Dib. Have those 2 incompetent brain-dead monkeys fight over it while trying to run continuously towards it. I will stop when I get to a cliff, and let them grab it not knowing it has a newly-invented superglue solution all over it. Des and Dib will be stuck to this suitcase and unable to let it go. Then I will exit the vehicle, put a brick on the gas, and watch with a sick smile on my face as those 2 go over the cliff with the car and and the cash, and an end will come to the worst board and coach in Bulldogs history
Secondly, I will buy a house in a cul-de-sac somewhere. Nevermind where, that's not important. The important thing is I will also buy the house next door. I will run a wrecking ball through it and level it, and build a multi-story garage/car park with high-tech security that I will park all my expensive cars in. There will also be a secret under-ground level that only I can enter via voice-recognition, retina scan, and fingerprints all being required concurrently. This secret level will contain my very rare and expensive cars. Then, I will build a second level underneath that one that will require voice-recognition, retina scan, fingerprints, and this will house all the above mentioned cars, again, however, it will be the real deal this time as the first underground level will be filled with fake replicas.
Then I will buy every other house in the cul-de-sac and rebuild mansions right around for all my children and their children to live in.
Then I will spend 6 months a year travelling the world - the USA and Europe, for the rest of my life, buying whatever I want, doing whatever I want in the process, on my luxury private jet.
Then I will buy Uber and shut the **** down.
Then I will invest whatever is left remaining to fund the rest of my life, giving donations along the way of excess money to charities and start up my own charity in the process.
Then I will organise a big meat festival, all types of meats from around the world, steaks, hams, ribs, chicken, beef, everything, and invite only vegans to it, however the vegans won't know this, they will think it's a "healthy green" festival. I will hire big security detail to this festival with specific instructions NOT TO LET ANY VEGAN GO UNLESS THEY EAT AT LEAST A KILO OF MEAT! Failure to comply will result in them being tossed in a well filled with hungry piranhas.
Then I will buy a hot chick for @south of heaven to do whatever he likes to, just because I can!
Done.
Firstly, I would tie a clear suitcase visibly loaded with $1,000,000 cash to a toe-bar, and very slowly drive it directly in front of Des Hasler and Ray Dib. Have those 2 incompetent brain-dead monkeys fight over it while trying to run continuously towards it. I will stop when I get to a cliff, and let them grab it not knowing it has a newly-invented superglue solution all over it. Des and Dib will be stuck to this suitcase and unable to let it go. Then I will exit the vehicle, put a brick on the gas, and watch with a sick smile on my face as those 2 go over the cliff with the car and and the cash, and an end will come to the worst board and coach in Bulldogs history
Secondly, I will buy a house in a cul-de-sac somewhere. Nevermind where, that's not important. The important thing is I will also buy the house next door. I will run a wrecking ball through it and level it, and build a multi-story garage/car park with high-tech security that I will park all my expensive cars in. There will also be a secret under-ground level that only I can enter via voice-recognition, retina scan, and fingerprints all being required concurrently. This secret level will contain my very rare and expensive cars. Then, I will build a second level underneath that one that will require voice-recognition, retina scan, fingerprints, and this will house all the above mentioned cars, again, however, it will be the real deal this time as the first underground level will be filled with fake replicas.
Then I will buy every other house in the cul-de-sac and rebuild mansions right around for all my children and their children to live in.
Then I will spend 6 months a year travelling the world - the USA and Europe, for the rest of my life, buying whatever I want, doing whatever I want in the process, on my luxury private jet.
Then I will buy Uber and shut the **** down.
Then I will invest whatever is left remaining to fund the rest of my life, giving donations along the way of excess money to charities and start up my own charity in the process.
Then I will organise a big meat festival, all types of meats from around the world, steaks, hams, ribs, chicken, beef, everything, and invite only vegans to it, however the vegans won't know this, they will think it's a "healthy green" festival. I will hire big security detail to this festival with specific instructions NOT TO LET ANY VEGAN GO UNLESS THEY EAT AT LEAST A KILO OF MEAT! Failure to comply will result in them being tossed in a well filled with hungry piranhas.
Then I will buy a hot chick for @south of heaven to do whatever he likes to, just because I can!
Done.
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