What would you do if you won the lotto?

[Wahesh]

Buy the Bulldogs then sack Des.

Either that or put a down payment on an apartment in Sydney.

You got a billion bucks mate. Only that?

 

[Shanked]

buy tattoos (finish 2 sleeves and start on socks), go on holidays, buy house and then just retire on it

 

[Wahesh]

What's wrong with you people? Splurge a little FFS...

 

[Hacky McAxe]

You got a billion bucks mate. Only that?

Back ended deal. I'll give them $1 now and the rest in 5 years.

 

[Shanked]

Back ended deal. I'll give them $1 now and the rest in 5 years.

it's how the pros do it

 

[Hacky McAxe]

What's wrong with you people? Splurge a little FFS...

Alright. I'd line up 100 strippers amd snort sherbet off their arses. I don't so drugs so sherbet will have to do.

 

[Wahesh]

Alright. I'd line up 100 strippers amd snort sherbet off their arses. I don't so drugs so sherbet will have to do.

Now that wasn't so hard was it

 

[Kaz]

Firstly, I would tie a clear suitcase visibly loaded with $1,000,000 cash to a toe-bar, and very slowly drive it directly in front of Des Hasler and Ray Dib. Have those 2 incompetent brain-dead monkeys fight over it while trying to run continuously towards it. I will stop when I get to a cliff, and let them grab it not knowing it has a newly-invented superglue solution all over it. Des and Dib will be stuck to this suitcase and unable to let it go. Then I will exit the vehicle, put a brick on the gas, and watch with a sick smile on my face as those 2 go over the cliff with the car and and the cash, and an end will come to the worst board and coach in Bulldogs history

Can you let me know where the wreck is.

No fucking way are they worth wasting a million dollars.

I want that cash.

 

[Wahesh]

Can you let me know where the wreck is.

No fucking way are they worth wasting a million dollars.

I want that cash.

You know that wasteland that Police Chief Wiggum drove into while chasing Marge and Ruth Powers in the classic Simpsons episode "Marge on the Lam" - I think that's where it is.

 

[Bob dog]

Move away from the nit pickin whinge athon and fall in love, sure I would party but big houses and money don't mean shit.

 

[Wahesh]

Move away from the nit pickin whinge athon and fall in love, sure I would party but big houses and money don't mean shit.

The money is the reason you'll be doing all this stuff bro. If money don't mean nothing to you, you can do that now.

 

[Boxer]

Probably just buy everything and anything you only live once.

 

[Legend23]

Id organise my funeral and probably be attending in the near future

 

[Wolfmother]

Id organise my funeral and probably be attending in the near future

That doesn't sound like fun

 

[Legend23]

That doesn't sound like fun

The parts between winning the lotto and attending will b nothing but

 

[Wolfmother]

The parts between winning the lotto and attending will b nothing but

ohh you want to live a good time not a long time.. Gotcha

 

[Wahesh]

The parts between winning the lotto and attending will b nothing but

Oh... now I get it

 

[Alan79]

1. Nice boat for fishing in. It would have a good kitchen & bar aboard with a chef and a few pretty barmaids. Would also have a fleet of jet skis to play with that could fit aboard as well as other toys.
2. Smallish helicopter that I could learn to fly myself round in.
3. Modest houses for my direct family and close friends with security to ensure the rest of the family that haven't felt the need to even say hello for more than 5 years don't re discover a need to get to know me.
4. Set up my family with modest businesses of their choice. Including the education they'd need to be successful.
5. A private jet would probably be nice since I'd do a lot of travel.

I wouldn't want to appear as some push mofo. I think if I did my travel I'd be masquerading as a poor backpacker. I despise hangers on and bottom feeders who only want money. I think I'd dedicate a few million per year to finding good people doing it tough in life and use some of my money to make their lives better.

 

[south of heaven]

Build my own castle in the middle of nowhere shut myself off from the outside world.

 

[Bob dog]

Ok a collection of HDT/HSV and some old motocross bikes.