Actually is funny cause its true! Mines got no turbo, no electric windows, no air conditioning, no air bags, no carpet (vynal-I use a blower then a hose to clean the interior) am/fm radio (cassette was optional) no navigation system and performs like the previously mentioned fully loaded tourist bus. What it does have is 650000km on the clock and I'll never sell it.
Just a quick note about a mate who has an Amarok and does shitloads of kays to WA. He loves it but did have a fuel filter issue that he actually ended up modifying - hes that handy type of bloke. It was difficult to access and when a fuel line blew it was a prick to sort out the middle of nowhere. These are the little dramas the old 4x4s dont have, among others. In mine for example the fuel filter is on the firewall, you can literally find it w ur eyes closed. The fuel lines and everything else clearly visible. Lift the bonnet and you see an engine, battery, radiator, air box and fuses...Its like a simple game plan where if you maintain discipline (servicing) you reap the rewards in the long term. I had to make it footy related somehow