Happy ‘Straya Day Karmichaels

[EXPLORER]

hey everyone
Happy Australia day.
love that it fell on a Thursday
I pre arranged to also have Friday off making it a 4 day long weekend.

But fuck me with the unlucky stick
I am sick as a dog.
Covid symptoms
done 2 tests all negative
But I'm sure it's covid.

So no going to the beach for me
stuck in the lounge room
Air con running
bored as fuck.

 

[EXPLORER]

hey everyone
Happy Australia day.
love that it fell on a Thursday
I pre arranged to also have Friday off making it a 4 day long weekend.

But fuck me with the unlucky stick
I am sick as a dog.
Covid symptoms
done 2 tests all negative
But I'm sure it's covid.

So no going to the beach for me
stuck in the lounge room
Air con running
bored as fuck.

Why was that all underlined?;

 

[EXPLORER]

For me it was mango habanero chicken wings. Not sure what woke me up. Could have been my crying child woke me up after she heard my farts from across the other side of the house, or it could have been the urgency to destroy porcelain.

Love chicken wings

 

[Motorhead]

hey everyone
Happy Australia day.
love that it fell on a Thursday
I pre arranged to also have Friday off making it a 4 day long weekend.

But fuck me with the unlucky stick
I am sick as a dog.
Covid symptoms
done 2 tests all negative
But I'm sure it's covid.

So no going to the beach for me
stuck in the lounge room
Air con running
bored as fuck.

A bad day at home is still better than a good day at work lol.
Hopefully it disappears in time for you to at least get a bit of a decent weekend in.

 

[UmoGus]

Australia day how it should be

 

[Grunthos]

Despite what the woke, politically correct might bleat,
Australia is not a bigoted country!
I feel the average Aussie doesn't care where you came from,
what colour your skin is, if you're gay, lesbian or other or what religion or
politics you follow, just as long as your not a bloody asshole about it all! ​

 

[Grunthos]

 

[lovemachine]

Please remember to use sun tan lotion.
Especially Anglo Australians as the sun here is harshest in the world and the lighter the skin tone the more subscriptions to skin cancer which is a serious problem here.
Even though Lebs don’t burn I also recommend our community wear it too to be safe because you just don’t know.

 

[Alan79]

I'm celebrating by spending the day at work copping abuse from the retirees who'd rather be elsewhere today. The guitar playing roo was the highlight of my day so far. The bloody pool isn't even open for me to have my fufk work laps to wind down. At least tomorrow is a day off. Might have a few sneaky scotches tonight.

 

[CroydonDog]

Spent my day so far setting up for and officiating at a Citizenship Ceremony, welcoming new Australians. Think that gets me some Ozzie points in the bag...

Now to reward myself with a swim in my pool. Yes, I'm one of those pool people

 

[D0GMATIC]

Throw a shrimp on the barbie, go for a ride in the pouch of your pet kangaroo, and do whatever else tickles your nipples on this one day of the year where your inner patriot emerges.

Peace, hugs, love, and licks!

Get a few cans into ya

 

[Wahesh]

Happy Straya Day - especially to those special species that want the date changed

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[N4TE]

Happy Australia Day went to an all Australian Restaurant concept with pepper berries and kangaroo and all that Shit last night and going to Hawkes Brewery in Marrickville today so pretty Stralian.

 

[Bazildog]

Quick swim before this arvos lamb barby. Happy Australia Day to all of us lucky enough to live here.

 

[Dogmonster]

Happy Australia Day, and for those against it go to work.
Good to finally see our flag today even the indigenous flag, just not the rat bag trouble makers flag getting around ATM we never had to see growing up.
Football Meat pies Kangaroos and Holden cars and of course bikinis.
Need to deport these minorities against Australian values.

 

[Memberberries]

Happy Australia Day, and for those against it go to work.
Good to finally see our flag today even the indigenous flag, just not the rat bag trouble makers flag getting around ATM we never had to see growing up.
Football Meat pies Kangaroos and Holden cars and of course bikinis.
Need to deport these minorities against Australian values.

Unfortunately you need some culture and sensitivity training.
You need to be tolerant of the intolerant!

 

[Mr 95%]

We may not agree on what date Australia Day is celebrated. We may not agree on the path our government is taking. We may not agree on many other numerous things. However, I know one thing we can agree on. This is still the best country in the world to live in, and that is something to appreciate and celebrate.

 

[Bazildog]

Unfortunately you need some culture and sensitivity training.
You need to be tolerant of the intolerant!

Yeah nah..fuckem.

 

[Memberberries]

Yeah nah..fuckem.

Let's all march down King Street exclaiming there's only 2 genders!

Most of those woke lefties are weaker than piss anyway!

I still call it Bedford square.