You're officially the last man on earth, what do you do?

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Get a big 4wd and smash stuff up , go to toys r us and get star wars stuff , jerk off a lot .
 

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Sleep with a woman. Procreate.
 

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If I was the only male left, like Izzy says I'd take advantage of the lack of competition and procreate. If I was the last human I'd probably go crazy with the big boys toys I can't afford right now. I dare say I'd probably wind up taking a yacht to sea hoping to find humans elsewhere in the world.
 

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Raid Army bases and Blow up shit and destroy whatever I want.
 

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Raid Army bases and Blow up shit and destroy whatever I want.
Congratulations you're now on the NSA watch list if you weren't already haha.
 

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Congratulations you're now on the NSA watch list if you weren't already haha.
Ive been on that list a long time now.

I'd blow up all the other stadiums and leagues clubs lol
 

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Okay your the last man on Earth. Are there any women???
 

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Find a snow plough truck somewhere, and drive it up the f3 clearing the road of any cars. Then, find a Zonda Roadster F somewhere, and floor it on the f3, see how fast it can go :grinning:
 

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Sleep with a woman. Procreate.
You will need to destroy all remaining sperm banks first to improve your chance of engaging in coitus.
 

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Get a mirror and try and figure out how that happened.

Then I'd spend some time figuring out how the new equipment worked.

Then I'd probably die of boredom because obviously earth has had a massive episode - eg Trump became President, and he and Kim Jong-Un blew most of the world up.
 

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Funny this thread is started on the same day that the 2nd season of "The Last Man on Earth" has recommended on TV.
 

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If there is nobody else alive - rejoice in the fact that the Kartrashians and that thing they created called Cait, are gone for good.
If other people are alive - gather the pitchforks and hunt down Kartrashians and that thing called Cait.
 

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Would probably just go on a boat and fish there will be plenty of fishing to do lol.
Yeh id find a nice big boat. Stock it to the shithouse with grog, and sail the world fishing and looking for a female survivor.
 
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