You can pick any 2 of these things free for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

[Greenmachine121]

Are we talking massages with happy endings ?

There’s another kind ?/??///.

 

[D0GMATIC]

There’s another kind ?/??///.

Therapeutic apparently, sounds sketchy to me though

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Therapeutic apparently, sounds sketchy to me though

Are you suggesting that happy endings aren't therapeutic?

 

[D0GMATIC]

Are you suggesting that happy endings aren't therapeutic?

No sir I'm not.Possibly in relation to classification, but certainly not benefit wise.In fact how could a massage be that therapeutic without the appropriate ending

 

[Rodzilla]

What is the happy ending?

Is that cumming?

 

[Jai81]

If you didn't pick Alcohol and Fuel you have some serious issues.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

What is the happy ending?

Is that cumming?

The masseuse tells you that you were the princess all along, and you live happily ever after.

 

[D0GMATIC]

If you didn't pick Alcohol and Fuel you have some serious issues.

With hybribs becoming more popular and oil being a finite resource,fuel powered engines are going the same way as steam powered engines.

 

[Jai81]

With hybribs becoming more popular and oil being a finite resource,fuel powered engines are going the same way as steam powered engines.

In what century do you see this happening?

 

[D0GMATIC]

In what century do you see this happening?

Well there's a bit over 40 years of oil left, with an expanding world population and consumption, I reckon by 2050 petrol powered cars will museum pieces and only owned by collectors

 

[Dogmonster]

Maybe all, first the aftershave, then the petrol for car then onto the massages then the alcohol with some garden then hungry for Pizza.

 

[The DoggFather]

With hybribs becoming more popular and oil being a finite resource,fuel powered engines are going the same way as steam powered engines.

Hybrids are already obsolete.

Hydrogen engines are coming soon.

 

[Nasheed]

Nasheed here,
Petrol, because you can use it for the car max to get high and resell
And alcohol
Hit up the Henny every night

 

[KambahOne]

Alcohol as it can substitute for aftershave and massages.
Petrol no as soon as electric cars are readily available it becomes redundant.
Gardening no, unit development is outpacing home development by 3 to 1 and most people will retire into units.
I'm personally not a big pizza fan.