You can pick any 2 of these things free for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

[Wahesh]

 

[Rodzilla]

Can I take all the petrol I want then resell it?

 

[Rodzilla]

Also do massages include the sexual activity version of the massage?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Free alcohol, obviously. Stock up on that shit and sell it. Don't need anything else.

 

[Rodzilla]

And free gardening implies slavery ffs

 

[Bulldogsteve]

alcohol of course then maybe petrol

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Can I take all the petrol I want then resell it?

Why not? The Americans have been doing it for decades.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Who the hell would pick aftershave?

If this was a competition, they'd hope you picked alcohol and Pizza. Then they wouldn't have to supply it for very long.

Imagine having unlimited alcohol and pizza. You'd be dead within a year.

 

[DinkumDog]

Imagine having unlimited alcohol and pizza. You'd be dead within a year.

What a year though! .

 

[EzyB]

Petrol and massage

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Petrol and massage

At the same time

 

[EzyB]

At the same time

Not a bad idea

 

[Wahesh]

Petrol and alcohol.

 

[Alan79]

I went with petrol and alcohol because chances are that I can get somewhere to share my alcohol and they're likely to supply almost anything else I need in life. Hopefully sharing or selling a portion doesn't void the deal.

 

[Dogmonster]

What sort of garden is it?

 

[SPEARTAKVIDREFS]

Petrol and alcohol. NWO is here, lets burn this fucker to the ground.

 

[Pholosopher]

Massages and gardening

 

[The DoggFather]

Petrol and massage

 

[D0GMATIC]

Are we talking massages with happy endings ?

 

[Greenmachine121]

Happy endings and petrol easily