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What to do in this situation?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Wahesh, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. Armchair critic

    Armchair critic Desball 4 life Gilded

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    I used to have a friend who worked for Woolworths and he said they have some sort of leeway insurance policy where it doesn't matter if products get stolen, as someone at the top still makes money, regardless if the item is sold legitimately or not.
     
  2. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Always happens mate. For instance, Hot Wheels cost $2 at regular retailers, whereas Coles and Woolies sell them for $3 - how can they justify that?
     
  3. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    I caught a taxi once and the driver was Indian Dogs cousin (jokes) and he was some sort of Indian-Muslim and he said that in his religion they believe that if you come across money in a dirty way, ie stealing it, karma will hit you from that very object, say for instance they steal $50 and buy food... they might get food poisoning - or if they steal a very fast car, they can get seriously injured in an accident etc...
     
  4. Armchair critic

    Armchair critic Desball 4 life Gilded

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    When you have greedy board of directors who think their shit don't stink what do you expect?

    I we had more variety in this country.
    We're practically slaves to corporations like woolworths
     
  5. Mr Invisible

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    All Good mate :D
     
  6. Kaz

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    Then you sue the place where you bought the food.
     
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  7. flamebouyant

    flamebouyant Kennel Addict

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    I agree, a good deed is a good deed, and it makes you feel good. But I like to think karma comes back to you in these cases. And i think it does.
    Many years ago I was in a shopping centre in Maroochydore and I sat down to use one of those ol school internet kiosk things and someone had left their wallet on it. I opened it up and there was about $2500 in it. I checked the name on his licence and then went to the centre management office and asked them to page him for me. When he arrived I handed him his wallet back, and without hesitation he opened it up, pulled out a $50 and gave it to me. Turns out he was on his way to buy a car.
    I have been mostly lucky in my life. Travelled all over the world and visited some pretty sketchy places. But I have had very few bad things happen on all of those adventures. I like to think that it's because of the good karma I have generated.
     
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  8. Armchair critic

    Armchair critic Desball 4 life Gilded

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    What goes around comes around. This is true.

    But when you have an evil older brother who has cursed you then its more rare good things will happen.
     
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  9. MatstaDogg

    MatstaDogg The Bearded Baker Premium Member

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    Cheese and bacon cheezels for the win.

    Also the Snickers always remind me of an insult " Your girlfriend is like a Snickers bar... Always got her mouth packed full of nuts"
     
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  10. MatstaDogg

    MatstaDogg The Bearded Baker Premium Member

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    I've got my porno dvds sitting in my dvd shelf along with my other dvds. I have no shame lol.
     
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  11. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Dude you just ruined Snickers for me :tearsofjoy:
     
  12. Armchair critic

    Armchair critic Desball 4 life Gilded

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    If I had my own place I'd have porno laying all over the place.

    But being a sad man living with my mum and sister I can't just gloat about my favourite porn stars or leave porn lying around carelessly.
     
  13. Blueandwhiteblood1968

    Blueandwhiteblood1968 Kennel Enthusiast

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    Hang on a minute, I was just heading back to look to see if someone had handed my $20 in but when I asked if my $20 was handed in I was told some guy had a $20 note in his hand and was running around yelling free money you beauty, later I heard the guy who found my cash was in the pub playing the pokies, so where's my cash Wahesh.
     
  14. ASSASSIN

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    Larceny by find.
     
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  15. Kelpie03

    Kelpie03 Kennel Enthusiast

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    You can say that again, sold Woolies a lot of fruit before I sold out and retired they are ruthless beyond belief.
     
  16. ASSASSIN

    ASSASSIN The Bearded Builder Premium Member Gilded

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    @Wahesh I know you rated it funny but it's actually true. It's happened to a patron of a bowling club I bounced at.
     
  17. Armchair critic

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    I was doing security at a pub just north of the bridge and there was a function upstairs.
    After it was over they decide to hit the pokies.
    I think they were some rich Italiano brats?
    Carried on like they owned the place being loud etc.

    I told them stern to turn it down 2 or 3 db’s.
    The biggest loud mouth of the group starts giving me shit.
    I just shook my head, was about to take it further but looked down and noticed a nice greenback sitting all on it’s lonesome!

    No one noticed but me, I picked it up and no one noticed.
    I had it in my hand in plain sight and still these dumb pricks didn’t notice.
    I was about to be an idiot and ask one of the rich daddies bitches which one dropped it?
    But then the horns popped out and it went straight in my pocket!
     
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  18. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    What happened there bro?
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Builder Premium Member Gilded

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    A lady found 100 dollars in an ATM and took it. The drunk owner forgot to take it, then later realised what happened, called the cops, cops came and inspected footage and charged the lady for larceny by find.

    She got a section 10 with 12 months good behaviour bond.

    Needless to say the club banned the drunk cunt for life for being a cunt.
     
  20. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:

    Gotta love being a bouncer bro.
     
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