What are your pre-doggies game rituals?

[Jarrad El Hickey]

Get excited then nervous, have about 6 pre game beers, blow up at whatever drivvle is being spoken about us in the pre game show then settle in for the innevitable disappointment

 

[belmore_utd]

What about after the game? After a heavy loss I find there is nothing better than an angry wank and some post-nut clarity

 

[Chris Harding]

Since we only won three games last year I think it's time to change our game day rituals, as they don't seem to be working.

What would George Louis Costanza do?

It's just that whatever pre game rituals our opponent's fans are doing are working better than our rituals.

 

[Chris Harding]

I just hide all Bulldogs merchandise, scarves, guernseys, socks, and badges. That way, I have nothing around to remind me how we just lost another game by playing the same losing tactics.

 

[DublinDogg]

Xanax

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

I bring out the Okunbor voodoo doll and proceed to banish his soul to the depths of Hell!

Nah, just joking. I just yell at the carnt.

 

[Yougra]

Pray

 

[TwinTurbo]

Remove all projectiles from the viewing area, especially shoes, they damage the TV, socks are OK though.

Always a Bulldog

 

[Bazildog]

I spend a couple of days convincing myself why things will be different this week. Pumped at kickoff and then slide slowly into the darkness again before having an angry drunken rant on here…

Can’t wait!

 

[Family Guy]

Make sure I eat before the game because I can't eat anything while I'm watching. I get too nervous so it just kills my appetite

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Fukk some of us have got some issues ay? Lol

 

[AucklandDog]

Game Day

1. Breakfast - Toasted ciabatta roll with avocado spread, smoked salmon, poached eggs, cracked pepper, dill and extra virgin olive oil

2. Mow lawn and give the flower gardens and vege gardens a manicure

3. Lunch

4. Go see neighbours and talk about the upcoming game, review all of our game plans, who to play, who to sack, etc.....

5. Shower and tug

6. Beer ----->> Footy

 

[Hulk76]

I take prozac and viagra at the same time. So if I dont get a fuk, or we get fukd, I dont give a fuk !

 

[SPEARTAKVIDREFS]

Coffee in this game day ritual.
Should I smash it?
Nah, that would be sacrilege.
Maybe I should just put away somewhere.
With only about 5 brain cells left, Id probably forget where I put it anyways....

 

[kaluah8123]

I put money on the other team. Just enough to hurt a little bit.

 

[CaptainJackson]

I'm gonna sacrifice a goat to the Devil today

 

[FaceBreaker]

I walk around the house picking fights with the walls and acting hard as fuk to hype myself up big time.

 

[Emdog85]

What about after the game? After a heavy loss I find there is nothing better than an angry wank and some post-nut clarity

Bro how can you have a pull after a loss? Last thing I could do I think. A fucks different but a wank is tough

 

[DogsOfWar1704]

I try on every bulldogs jersey I have until I find one I want to wear

 

[belmore_utd]

Bro how can you have a pull after a loss? Last thing I could do I think. A fucks different but a wank is tough

It just hits different when you have to use two hands