What are your ideas to entertain oneself while in isolation?

Say what Bob????????!!!
Subtitles mate lol

 

Lets just say I could have a peeping tom trying to turn the table and incriminate me because there is a liability factor.
One of those desperate conspiracies I get.

 

Get used to it mate

 

Watching clips of transvestites having meltdowns is my way of getting through this

 

Uploaded clips of Eels training?

 

Welcome back c***, honestly have missed you

 

Missed you to bro, you really start to appreciate your filthy jokes whence you’re not around anymore

 

Can someone assess my performance please

If I was to go to Coles or woolworths and wear two watches one on each hand, same watch style but different colour, please assess my performance .....

 

You're performance was no where as good as this meme.

But it was the first thing I found, so have fun

 

Well I found one Ok it's not Sega but it still counts. Shock Troopers. It's like that video game Mercs, except it's better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Troopers

 

Ive noticed a few extra joggers through covid-19 ... There was a guy yesterday jogging whilst shadow boxing

He had a portly figure as well, just to keep him honest I was going to go out and sit him in his arse with a punch.. a few of these to wake em up

https://mobile.twitter.com/miketyso...30091.ampproject.net/2005050322000/frame.html

 

I did a good deed yesterday. I gurny the walking path outside my house for the joggers to enjoy.

Instead of leaving a clean piece of concrete into a dirty piece so all the joggers don't think my neighbour is a dirty c$&t, I blended it in. So it gradually goes from my immaculate to my neighbourd bastard

 

Been cleaning, painting and jigsaw puzzles.

To amuse herself in honour of Mother's Day tomorrow, my daughter presented me with the following items as an early gift....a 520 sheet roll of paper towel, an eight pack of toilet paper and two 120 sheet packets of disinfectant wipes all from the ALDI store... I love my girl....

 

Went to doctors this afternoon for emergency.. I noticed the doctor had a Rolex on.. was in good hands.

 

One of your absolute best..should be part of Worldwide advertising campaign..the slogan ‘I noticed the ‘insert person here’ had a Rolex on..I was in good hands.. Just brilliant!

 

Can a mod please change the thread title to

Ideas to entertain yourself while isolated?

The thread title -ideas to entertain oneself while in isolation has bothered me since the first day this thread was created.

Even change oneself to yourself that will please me! Lol

 

Just spent 2 hours sorting out my Hot Wheels collection, and now I have vertigo from going and and down the step stool - need to sit down for a minute lol.

 

wheres wally books

 

It was a Balinese Rolex....check that you've still got both kidneys.

 

Finally finished the Hot Wheels sorting FFS.

Now tomorrow... onto my Match Box cars...