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Wests Tigers poach Bulldogs defensive coach

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Buzz Rothfield

The Wests Tigers may have won the wooden spoon but their rebuild under mastermind Tim Sheens has already begun in dramatic fashion, securing the prized signature of renowned Canterbury Bulldogs defence coach David Furner. Furner's resume speaks for itself - responsible for the Bulldog's defensive record in 2021 (30ppg) and 2022 (24ppg) under former coach Trent Barrett. In what represents a major blow to Phil Gould and incoming coach Cameron Ciraldo, the club is now scrambling to identify a suitable replacement. Rugby league commentators and pundits believe that Sheens has outplayed Gould in many respects and the old Canberra combination will look to begin the Tiger's premiership assault for the upcoming season. Canterbury will need a miracle to resolve their predicted defensive woes after Furner's departure.

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“I’ve known David for a very long time, and I know that he is not only a quality person but has an extremely sharp football mind,” said Sheens. "Like Benji and Robbie, David knows what success looks like, and I’m confident he will be a major asset to this club.” Wests Tigers CEO Justin Pascoe is equally excited about Furner joining the club. “We welcome David and his family to Wests Tigers and look forward to his contribution to our organisation over the coming years,” said Pascoe.
What a Joke......I needed a good laugh hahahahahaha :grinning:
 

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Sheens has outplayed Gould???......Welcome to our rubbish, one man's trash is another man's treasure :grinning: Only in tiger land can you pick up a defective defensive coach at a swap meet.
 

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Oh my god you can't be serious , has to be a joke.
 

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Was like a light switch, awesome or dog shit.
Can anyone get them determined like that afternoon in newy every week?
 

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Legit thought this was satire 24ppg looooool
 

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So Ciraldo, as the Panthers defensive coach, has a 2021 ppg of 11 and 2022 ppg of 14... Furner has a respective ppg of 30 and 24... and according to Buzz the Dogs will need a “miracle to resolve their predicted defensive woes”... someone stick a fork into that fuckin balding muppet, the ***** is done.
 

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So Ciraldo, as the Panthers defensive coach, has a 2021 ppg of 11 and 2022 ppg of 14... Furner has a respective ppg of 30 and 24... and according to Buzz the Dogs will need a “miracle to resolve their predicted defensive woes”... someone stick a fork into that fuckin balding muppet, the ***** is done.
Fkn embarrassing.

What makes it worse is that piece of shit is the editor at the telucrap. Imagine how shit the other dickheads are if he is their boss.
 

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Wests Tigers poach Bulldogs defensive coach

By:
Buzz Rothfield

The Wests Tigers may have won the wooden spoon but their rebuild under mastermind Tim Sheens has already begun in dramatic fashion, securing the prized signature of renowned Canterbury Bulldogs defence coach David Furner. Furner's resume speaks for itself - responsible for the Bulldog's defensive record in 2021 (30ppg) and 2022 (24ppg) under former coach Trent Barrett. In what represents a major blow to Phil Gould and incoming coach Cameron Ciraldo, the club is now scrambling to identify a suitable replacement. Rugby league commentators and pundits believe that Sheens has outplayed Gould in many respects and the old Canberra combination will look to begin the Tiger's premiership assault for the upcoming season. Canterbury will need a miracle to resolve their predicted defensive woes after Furner's departure.

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“I’ve known David for a very long time, and I know that he is not only a quality person but has an extremely sharp football mind,” said Sheens. "Like Benji and Robbie, David knows what success looks like, and I’m confident he will be a major asset to this club.” Wests Tigers CEO Justin Pascoe is equally excited about Furner joining the club. “We welcome David and his family to Wests Tigers and look forward to his contribution to our organisation over the coming years,” said Pascoe.
Crouching Tigers, Happyy Bulldogs :laughing: :tearsofjoy:
 

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Fkn embarrassing.

What makes it worse is that piece of shit is the editor at the telucrap. Imagine how shit the other dickheads are if he is their boss.
Haha it’s a satirical article bro made for people to have a laugh. But wouldn’t be surprised in Drunkfield comes up with something similar soon
 

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Read first line, Googled it, realised it wasn't an article but fake.
 
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