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What a stingy ****

You won 1.6 billion all you can give to your family is just 1 million each ? Before you know it all your loved ones will be on 60 minute , today tonight and other prime time shows telling the world how you deserted your poor family and friends as soon as you became a billionaire.

Lol
I wouldn't give away too much money.
I might become broke, go to a family member for help and they will be like omfg you were a billionaire what you do with your money?
 

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I'd spend it on some niceties to the point I could relax and do what I want, when I wanted.

No need to spend remotely close to all of it.
 

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I will make sure that non of my family relos or friends find out about it.
I couldn't hide it since I would buy 1 of every Lambo model ever made.

I'd still keep my SS, it will do 2 second quarter miles, but it will be my daily drive.
 

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Actually, I donate, help and spend 600 mill, and invest the billion in my kids names so I can die a happy man.
 

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I'd be wiping my ass with$5 notes and letting the bulldogs know I'd pay the sweet Caroline fine for them.

I could invest that, never touch the original winnings and still live pretty well off the interest while helping out selected family and friends in a gradual manner. I'm pretty sure that with that kind of coin invested most of the people here could live extravagant lives off the interest alone.
 

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I'd buy an Island and name it Assyria, just one massive 10 star resort for family and friends.
Great an island that consistently plays Iraqi pop music which has a brainwashing tune!

This island better have a place I can get a good haircut?
Yvan eht nioj
 

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The amount of 2nd hand cars I'd buy with that money :hearteyes:
 

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What a stingy ****

You won 1.6 billion all you can give to your family is just 1 million each ? Before you know it all your loved ones will be on 60 minute , today tonight and other prime time shows telling the world how you deserted your poor family and friends as soon as you became a billionaire.

Lol
They all got $1m for nothing. Fuck em. I’ll buy Tracey grimshaw a fucken big mac meal to report my side of the story.
 

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Let me guess... and you'd have that delivered to a vegan?
No fucking way he would waste a cent on a vegan.

It's bad enough they have ruined the letter V for us.
 

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Ok so let's just say after taxes and conversions and all that bullshit I have exactly $1,000,000,000. This is what I would do with 10 equal installments of $100,000,000 each:
  1. Invest $100,000,000 into shares, partly safe, partly risky, and use the interest to set-up a self-funding charity in the Philippines with interest continuing to go to that charity on regularly. They are the poorest of the poor
  2. Immediately deposit a further $100,000,000 into that charity to get things rollings and get immediate supplies such as food, water, aid, medical supplies, and a weather-proof typhoon shelter to be built
  3. Give $100,000,000 to friends and family, especially those who need it more
  4. Give $100,000,000 to close family and friends and set-up trust-funds and bank accounts for the next generation
  5. Invest $100,000,000 into houses and property, buying apartments and houses all over Sydney, and ensuring all property management is done buy a proper team
  6. Splurge! Buy $100,000,000 worth of vehicles, every car I've ever wanted, luxury helicopters, and build high-tech garage/hanger to securely store these vehicles in
  7. Spend a separate $100,000,000 on a luxury private jet which could also be stored in the same hanger
  8. Compensation. Enough money here to compensate businesses, institutions, religious organisations and individuals who I know have been screwed over in the past, with interest
  9. $100,000,000 to fund a Hollywood movie hiring all the biggest international names I want, which will be full of action, bullets, bombs, tension, hot chicks and gear-sticks, and choose the company I want to produce it
  10. $100,000,000 safely in the bank for a rainy day.
 

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100 mill won't be enough for #6 and can I star in #9?

If I can't swear in it then fuck you.
 
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