The truth mr I were you in Poland ?

[south of heaven]

Between 1939 to 45 there has been allegations and i must say the photographic evidence is quite plausible

 

[Mr Invisible]

Poor bloke must have been absolute belting out "hand babies" the night before... can't even lift up his arms.

Sadly twas not I ... for I, am but a shadow

Besides if I was round in that time I'd be the one wearing some comical hat for shits and giggles.